Robert Rose: Why don't you have a Facebook? Ben Holland: You know how some people value themselves by how many friends they have on Facebook? Robert: Yes... Ben: Well I value myself by how many times people ask me why I don't have a Facebook.
Will: Did you get a taste of your own medicine? It tastes like poop.
//Over Facebook Andy: Hey do you happen to have any snapbacks that I could borrow for tomorrow? Raphael: Nope, you're asking a person of the wrong race. Andy: LOL
Collins: Alex, what are you doing? Get off of facebook! //cue everyone looking
Anderson: Facebook! And other electronic means of shoving your heads up your butts!
Demma: If the duodenum had a facebook, these would be its friends...