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May 25, 2014, 12:25 p.m.

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Robert Rose: Why don't you have a Facebook? Ben Holland: You know how some people value themselves by how many friends they have on Facebook? Robert: Yes... Ben: Well I value myself by how many times people ask me why I don't have a Facebook.



March 24, 2014, 2:48 p.m.

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Will: Did you get a taste of your own medicine? It tastes like poop.

M-E was going through his old Facebook pictures so he messaged her a lot of arbitrary letters.

facebook, m-e, srp, will



Feb. 14, 2014, 12:39 a.m.

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//Over Facebook Andy: Hey do you happen to have any snapbacks that I could borrow for tomorrow? Raphael: Nope, you're asking a person of the wrong race. Andy: LOL

FYI This is a snapback:

ramu, guan, snapback, facebook, andy



Nov. 16, 2010, 8:59 a.m.

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Collins: Alex, what are you doing?  Get off of facebook! //cue everyone looking



Sept. 30, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Anderson: Facebook! And other electronic means of shoving your heads up your butts!



May 21, 2009, 11:10 p.m.

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Demma: If the duodenum had a facebook, these would be its friends...