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#1512

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Feb. 19, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Stein, while talking about superheroes fighting: "They just fight each other - BAM! BAM! - to a pulp!"

#1511

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Feb. 19, 2010, 1:19 p.m.

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//Whitacre is out, and on the board... SWBAT understand the stuff.

#1510

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Feb. 19, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Stein: You don't need scholarships! Just write an iPhone application. All you need is something with balls bouncing and fart noises, and sell it for 99 cents.

#1509

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Feb. 18, 2010, 8:03 p.m.

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//while prospective eighth graders are shadowing current students Pham: Hey you! 8th gradah! You know how to rounding numbah? 8th grader: ... ... ..... ....... Pham: Okay. Moving on.

#1508

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:33 p.m.

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Stein: I'll admit, some of the stuff I teach in Sports Statistics, I don't really get.

#1507

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//While making thermostats Student: Mr. Schafer, how come we can't use the aluminum foil? Schafer: Cuz I'm using it to make mine! It I let you guys use it, you already think it works, and would just throw a sheet down and say "Hey, I'm done!" and I'd just laugh at you.

This is after letting a different group use the exact aluminum sheet the winning group from last year had used.

schafer

#1506

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//After seeing groups' thermostat designs Schafer: So, 3 of these look like they COULD work. Out of 8. They all should work theoretically, but the universe just doesn't work that way. So I'm only expecting 3 to do anything. But, probably not all of them will, cuz you guys are gonna screw something up.

#1505

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Feb. 17, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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Scott L: There aren't any bugs, the code just doesn't work!

#1504

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Feb. 17, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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//A student has fallen asleep Whitacre: Wake up! Why are you asleep? Student: It's the first class of the day! Whitacre: Yeah, well it's my first class of the day too, and you don't see my head on the table! That comes at 2,3 in some bar!

#1503

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Feb. 17, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."