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#1512
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⚐ ReportStein, while talking about superheroes fighting: "They just fight each other - BAM! BAM! - to a pulp!"
#1510
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⚐ ReportStein: You don't need scholarships! Just write an iPhone application. All you need is something with balls bouncing and fart noises, and sell it for 99 cents.
#1509
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⚐ Report//while prospective eighth graders are shadowing current students Pham: Hey you! 8th gradah! You know how to rounding numbah? 8th grader: ... ... ..... ....... Pham: Okay. Moving on.
#1508
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⚐ ReportStein: I'll admit, some of the stuff I teach in Sports Statistics, I don't really get.
#1507
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⚐ Report//While making thermostats Student: Mr. Schafer, how come we can't use the aluminum foil? Schafer: Cuz I'm using it to make mine! It I let you guys use it, you already think it works, and would just throw a sheet down and say "Hey, I'm done!" and I'd just laugh at you.
#1506
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⚐ Report//After seeing groups' thermostat designs Schafer: So, 3 of these look like they COULD work. Out of 8. They all should work theoretically, but the universe just doesn't work that way. So I'm only expecting 3 to do anything. But, probably not all of them will, cuz you guys are gonna screw something up.
#1504
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⚐ Report//A student has fallen asleep Whitacre: Wake up! Why are you asleep? Student: It's the first class of the day! Whitacre: Yeah, well it's my first class of the day too, and you don't see my head on the table! That comes at 2,3 in some bar!
#1503
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⚐ Report//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."