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#1413

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Jan. 28, 2010, 1:47 p.m.

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Mogge: "Imagine if you woke up one morning and Mr. Mogge was in your kitchen making you breakfast! Yeah....that would be weird....."

Mogge discussing how Back To School Night is a great way to meet moms and go back home with them.

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#1411

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:35 a.m.

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Stein: Can somebody besides Jacob Hurwitz say something?

#1410

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:35 a.m.

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Stein: You have to belly up. You're not as fat as me. It's not that hard!

#1409

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:35 a.m.

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Stein: Who knows how to play quarter basketball? //nobody raises their hand Stein: You all are the most ignorant group of people I have ever met! Hammond: This is what we did when it rained in elementary school!

#1408

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:35 a.m.

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//to Allison Arai Stein: You don't have a Gmail? How were you raised?

#1407

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:35 a.m.

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Stein: That skepticism, which is different from cynicism...

#1405

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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//on the first day of sports stat Stein: Here's the dirty little secret: This class is about sports. [...] But the fact that it's about sports is almost irrelevant. We could teach the same class about agricultural statistics. [...] The fact that it's about sports is kinda incidental.

#1404

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Watch the electrons fight to illuminate your screen! *in a high voice* It's my turn!

#1403

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Jan. 27, 2010, 9:49 p.m.

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Student 1: I'm afraid of crowds. Student 2: AND YOU GO TO BLAIR?!

#1402

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Jan. 27, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel is telling a story about her son's car accident... Simel: So, the moral of the story is, when you're old enough to drive, don't let a strange man follow you to a hotel and pay for a room!

It's a long story, but basically the car broke down in the middle of nowhere and AAA wouldn't come unless they signed up for a membership, so the tow truck driver took the car to a guy he knew, but the credit card wouldn't work, so he was going to get a hotel room...yeah, it was a pretty sucky night.

car, hotel, simel, cap