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#1413
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⚐ ReportMogge: "Imagine if you woke up one morning and Mr. Mogge was in your kitchen making you breakfast! Yeah....that would be weird....."
#1409
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⚐ ReportStein: Who knows how to play quarter basketball? //nobody raises their hand Stein: You all are the most ignorant group of people I have ever met! Hammond: This is what we did when it rained in elementary school!
#1405
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⚐ Report//on the first day of sports stat Stein: Here's the dirty little secret: This class is about sports. [...] But the fact that it's about sports is almost irrelevant. We could teach the same class about agricultural statistics. [...] The fact that it's about sports is kinda incidental.
#1404
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Watch the electrons fight to illuminate your screen! *in a high voice* It's my turn!
#1402
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel is telling a story about her son's car accident... Simel: So, the moral of the story is, when you're old enough to drive, don't let a strange man follow you to a hotel and pay for a room!