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#1170
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: For those of you who are done, time's up. For those of you who are not done, time's still up.
#1169
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: The greatest thing Jewish culture has given us is the deli. Period. Period. Period.
#1167
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⚐ ReportSchafer: My trivia team's name last Tuesday night was, "Tigah, question mark. They should call him Cheetah!"
#1166
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⚐ Report//Schafer is copying from a book onto the board Mikey: Are you sure? Schafer: Yes, I'm reading it out of the Good Book. //a minute later Schafer: Son of a biscuit! I can't read!
#1164
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⚐ Report//talking about an alumnus Pham: I forgot her name. She Asian. Shirley: That narrows it down to about 600.
#1163
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⚐ ReportPham: Next year, you do anything you want to. You don't do the work, nobody care! You skip class, nobody care! You do drug, nobody care! I dead serious! You know that? Mikey: Yeah, my sister's in college.
#1162
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⚐ ReportRavilious: In my dreamworld I have students who discuss ideas from class to class instead of test questions //looks at Andrew, who is writing Ravilious: Wait, I hope you are not writing that down for that bash thing. Mr. Swaney cued me in on that, and you guys can consider me as a permanent subscriber.
#1161
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⚐ ReportGross: Yeah, [Maureen Dowd] was an office whore. Anyway,... //writes on board: scorned wh Gross: Err, no one saw that //quickly erases "wh" and replaces with "woman"