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⚐ Report//A test starts Dr. Davis: You have... 5,100 seconds remaining to finish the test. (writes '5100 seconds' on board)
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⚐ Report//Seniors eating lunch in Rose's room, playing Resistance Someone: Notice how this round, everyone matches their card //Everyone looks at their cards; the genders all match Noah: Wait. You think I'm a fucking broccoli?
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⚐ Report\\Roberts complaining about our singing abilities Roberts: I'm sure none of you were born knowing how to play a stringed instrument. Ryan Tse: No, Ryan Cho was born holding a violin.
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⚐ Report-During a discussion about truth Ryan: Lying will get you places. Mr. Clay puts Ryan's quote unto the board
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⚐ ReportGrace: Do I like multiple people? Hm, I don't know... No. Actually, I think I only like one person. I like... Myself! In fact, I love myself, I'll admit it right now, I love myself!
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⚐ ReportStreet: You guys have it easy. In my day, we had to walk through five feet of snow, with no shoes! We didn't even have feet! We had to crawl on our stumps.
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⚐ Report// Block B Freshman Physics // Someone has just been discovered to have voted twice on a question. Schafer: No, you can't do that! It's like when I ask Matthew 'Do you want to ride your Big Wheel or take a bath?' and he says 'First ride Big Wheel; then take bath.' But that's impossible! There's 15 minutes! Carl: Just put the Big Wheel in the bathtub! // silence Schafer: Carl, you're either going to be the best dad ever, or the worst.
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⚐ ReportStreet: When I say something funny, you are not allowed to crack jokes! I am the show; you are the audience. If the audience starts cracking jokes... ... Street: But if I start singing, you are absolutely welcome to sing along.
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⚐ Report// Block D R&E // Mr. Street is talking about gifted people in the magnet, specifically Kristi Ng Street: There's nothing but gifted people in the Ng family. There's Mr. Ng, Mrs. Ng, and Ms. Ng... Kristi: Actually she's Mrs. Lo because she didn't want to be an Ng Street: Then I guess she's miss-ng
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⚐ Report//Talking about strings having difficulties playing single eighth notes Piper: What, you like it better when they are hooked up and get all friendly with each other?