//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.
Carl: The police oppress people! Niles: Just your people.
//Lunch before Stein, Carl is doing homework Patrick: Carl, Stein doesn't collect that homework. Carl: I don't care if he's collecting it, I want to understand it! //Carl begins to put incomplete homework away Carl: Wait, you said he isn't collecting it?
Carl: Just cuz I eat poppy bagels half the week doesn't mean I'm- Carl: Oh wait
Rose: You're hyper today? Good let's do some math!
Carl: Shiv, stop giving me your sweets! <Shiv hands Carl his fruit snacks> Carl: Hes like your mother, making you eat vegetables Dana: Oh no, sweets
//Carl is getting very flustered about something Lodal: Carl. I know you. I know what you do. Don't worry.
//Block D R&E Exam Period, minutes before the last bell of the year Street: Have a great summer everyone! I know I call all of you maggots, but I don't actually hate you. //Hesitates Street: Even Kevin. //Hesitates again Street: You too, Carl.
Steven: Ugh 9th grade girls are so annoying. //He leans over to get something from his backpack. Carl: Hey, you aren't that bad. //Steven starts to agree then bolts upright
// Block B Freshman Physics // Someone has just been discovered to have voted twice on a question. Schafer: No, you can't do that! It's like when I ask Matthew 'Do you want to ride your Big Wheel or take a bath?' and he says 'First ride Big Wheel; then take bath.' But that's impossible! There's 15 minutes! Carl: Just put the Big Wheel in the bathtub! // silence Schafer: Carl, you're either going to be the best dad ever, or the worst.