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⚐ ReportLodal: did you call someone Carl? Mia Payson: no i said gurl Lodal: ok. somehow that's even better
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⚐ Report//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.
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⚐ Report//Lunch before Stein, Carl is doing homework Patrick: Carl, Stein doesn't collect that homework. Carl: I don't care if he's collecting it, I want to understand it! //Carl begins to put incomplete homework away Carl: Wait, you said he isn't collecting it?
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⚐ ReportCarl: Shiv, stop giving me your sweets! <Shiv hands Carl his fruit snacks> Carl: Hes like your mother, making you eat vegetables Dana: Oh no, sweets
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⚐ Report//Carl is getting very flustered about something Lodal: Carl. I know you. I know what you do. Don't worry.
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⚐ Report//Block D R&E Exam Period, minutes before the last bell of the year Street: Have a great summer everyone! I know I call all of you maggots, but I don't actually hate you. //Hesitates Street: Even Kevin. //Hesitates again Street: You too, Carl.
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⚐ ReportSteven: Ugh 9th grade girls are so annoying. //He leans over to get something from his backpack. Carl: Hey, you aren't that bad. //Steven starts to agree then bolts upright