#13396

44

June 6, 2024, 12:53 p.m.

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Michael: swimming is so easy. you just stick one arm after another in the water. if you can't swim, you deserve to drown.

#13395

44

June 6, 2024, 8:11 a.m.

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Ostrander: "Is she going to sabotage the others [participating in the competition]?" Student: "...How would you do that?" //Others started saying ideas. Ostrander: "I see you have grown up in a nice household." Ostrander: "See, all these others have ideas." //We diverged into a conversation about whether or not sabotage was ethical, which turned into one about whether or not sabotage *in war* was ethical. //On the topic of being "ethical" vs. being "justified", Ostrander is setting up a scenario. Ostrander: "Suppose you were at war, and the universe deemed that your side was in the right and the other side was in the wrong." Ostrander: "Like, suppose they committed many atrocities." Ostrander: "Like, making their children root for the Mets."

#13394

1111

June 1, 2024, 11:47 p.m.

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Jason Yao: What's that? Leo: Socializing. Jason: Oh, fuck no. (turns around and leaves)

#13392

33

June 1, 2024, 7:02 p.m.

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Leo: Your facts may be facts, but my opinions are opinions.

#13391

44

May 31, 2024, 10:10 a.m.

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Glenn: That's why I love this job I don't have to euthanize you guys Glenn: and that's great Glenn: And now you guys know I don't have the stones to do it so you're good.

#13389

22

May 28, 2024, 1:53 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.

#13388

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May 26, 2024, 10:30 p.m.

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Andy Ying: I can draw meth

#13383

11

May 22, 2024, 11:29 a.m.

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Rose writes the following tier list on the board: Best Days of Your Life 1. FTC Day 2. Post FTC Day 3. Pre FTC Day ……… Day of Birth Wedding Graduation Death Shapes (because he said that most important things have to do with shapes)

#13381

11

May 21, 2024, 10:07 a.m.

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// In reference to APs. Stein: "We should, as a school district, agree not to take standardized tests, and focus on *learning*." // Later. Stein: "Puzzlepalooza is an actual reason to miss school! You actually learn!" // A bit of ranting later. Student: "If I won at Puzzlepalooza, may I put it on my résumé?" Stein: "Absolutely!"

#13380

11

May 20, 2024, 8:01 a.m.

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Rose, on Canvas: [FTC Day] is not just about eating 1000 cal of cookies.