#9550

1010

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:37 a.m.

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// talking about PACs; spongebob reference on the slide Gabaree: And how did a squirrel end up down there, anyway? // later; still talking about kids' shows Gabaree: There are some shows that have different jokes in there for the kids and the parents Gabaree: Mr. Rogers is not one of those shows

#9549

1919

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:28 a.m.

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Gabaree: Supply chain. No pens yet. Gabaree: You guys use that excuse at home yet? You should. Gabaree: Your parents will probably laugh. They'll think you're reading the paper, that you're hip to all that stuff, and then you'll go back up to your room, turn on your phone and keep social distancing.

#9548

39

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:17 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: Y'all acting like you in my generation but you don't know what Yik Yak is!

#9547

1717

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:12 a.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine you have a cookie jar, and everyone in the family eats a couple at a time. So the cookie supply is slowly getting depleted. Gabaree: Then let's say somebody, let's say your brother, takes a bunch of cookies from the cookie jar and eats all at once. Gabaree: Now the cookies aren't gonna get made again for a while because your brother will just take them and eat them all, and your brother's ruined it for everyone. Gabaree: I should stop. I actually have some trauma over that. I must've triggered something there.

#9546

68

Dec. 8, 2021, 9:02 a.m.

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Student: Wait, is this due next class? Student: Yay, I can procrastinate! Schwartz: No. Student: NOOOOO

#9544

1822

Dec. 8, 2021, 8:42 a.m.

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// gibb period 1 ap nsl gibb: (in a serious voice) "this candidate is the most terrible person in the world. they are friends with satan and have posters of hitler in their bedroom. this ad paid for by: the other candidate"

#9543

68

Dec. 8, 2021, 8:30 a.m.

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//part of a convo about full year health requirement for underclassmen o’donovan: I don’t think sex is as big of an issue now as it was before. srihari: Yeah cuz of COVID. No ones doing anything.

#9542

3737

Dec. 7, 2021, 10:38 p.m.

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//p1 Physical Chem Caleb: Союз нерушимый республик . . . (singing soviet anthem) O'Donovan: Do you have any idea how many bad memories you just stirred up?

#9541

24

Dec. 7, 2021, 5:21 p.m.

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//chaotic roberts anthology, december 7 "Pickles and olives are in the same category, right?" "I love pickles. I think pickles are dope." "I like to see the far left. That's cool. At least no one's on the far right." "You're in treble if you picked 'treble bass'. Oh, Ms. Roberts, these jokes are falling flat today." "Alright, how're we doing? Are we Building-a-Bear? Or a chord progression?"

#9540

812

Dec. 7, 2021, 3:11 p.m.

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// Watching Julius Caesar Screen: Plebs yelling "live Brutus live!" Jeremy: DIE BRUTUS! DIE!