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⚐ Report// Looking at Soviet jokes Jerry Song: These jokes are old-style jokes. They aren't funny to me. Jerry: But if you show me a video of bread falling over I'll laugh Andy: *pulls up video of bread falling over* Jerry: *Starts laughing hysterically before the bread even falls over*
#11629
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⚐ Report// O'Donovan spent 20 minutes talking about life in the Soviet Union O'Donovan: Now that I've just given a history lesson, does anyone have any chemistry questions?
#11340
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: The architect of the room made sure that whoever taught in this room got plenty of exercise. // Later, talking about the fume hood O'Donovan: If you open it up from both sides, it will jam. O'Donovan: And to fix it, people have to take the fume hood out of the walls. Even the Soviets didn't do stupid things like that. And they're famous for doing stupid things.
#11250
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⚐ ReportSmolen: This piece is like a babushka lamenting about how everything was great until the Soviets took away her goats.
#10057
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⚐ ReportRao: When I was in college my class had 2 grades. Rao: One was the 10 page research paper about the Soviet Union and the other was an oral exam. Rao: For the oral exam, the professor would have this huge stack of cards and he would shuffle them. You randomly picked 3 terms and had to have a conversation about them. Rao: That class terrified me.
#9542
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⚐ Report//p1 Physical Chem Caleb: Союз нерушимый республик . . . (singing soviet anthem) O'Donovan: Do you have any idea how many bad memories you just stirred up?
#2446
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⚐ Report//John Anderson is in Piper's room, trying to study for a test. Mr. Pham walks in. Pham: Nice shirt. //John looks at his shirt. It has 'CCCP' and has the hammer and sickle John: Thanks, Mr. Pham... Pham: Can you get me one, extra large?