#12216

1313

Sept. 28, 2023, 2:27 p.m.

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someone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid

#12215

66

Sept. 28, 2023, 10:56 a.m.

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Random Freshman: So my mom is a yoga teacher… Another Random Freshman: I thought she was a Quaker.

#12214

77

Sept. 28, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

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Diego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.

#12213

1818

Sept. 28, 2023, 10:37 a.m.

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Kirk: the sophomores don’t believe me that Sahu and I get PSL’s from Starbie’s

#12212

88

Sept. 28, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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// doing a logistic word problem Kirk: give me 5 words *sheep, foot fungus, ducks, toenail clippings, speed trig* Kirk: see the last class was more creative, they didn’t just pick things they could see around them.

#12211

48

Sept. 28, 2023, 9:06 a.m.

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Anon: i feel like being a lawyer is kind of funny Anon: it's like mock trial but not mock

#12210

1010

Sept. 27, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Rihalya: Mr. Rose just showed us his— Jeremy: His tits?

#12209

77

Sept. 27, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Stein: Montgomery county has 3 billion. Jerry Song: People? Jerry: Ohhhhhhhhh, you meant dollars!

#12208

1010

Sept. 27, 2023, 8:13 a.m.

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Stein: Come on ask me questions! Stein: If I can't help you guys the county won't pay me! Stein: I get paid by the question. Diego: If you get paid by the question, what did you eat for breakfast?

#12207

88

Sept. 27, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Lodal: can't fail if you don't try