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#7595
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⚐ Report//Justin tries to answer a question, but Anson starts talking Rose: Don't back down, Justin, just because Anson started yelling at you!
#7594
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You can simply use the Law of Large Points to make the point larger. Class: ?? Schwartz (while demonstrating on board): The Law of Large Points states that when you draw a line between two points, and the line doesn't quite touch a point, then you can make the point larger so that it's on the line. James: Hold up, I didn't get that. Can you repeat that again?
#7593
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⚐ ReportRose: In any standard American geometry textbook, the very first sentence of the first page should read: "The point, line, and plane are undefined." //Rose picks up a geometry textbook and opens to page 1 Rose: See, I'm reading it right here: "The point, line, and plane are undefined objects." //Rose flips to page 5 Rose: I lied, it's not on page 1. At the very bottom of page 5, it says here: "The point, line, and plane..."
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⚐ Report//Sudden, absolutely ungodly scream from Mogge Mogge: Mogge: Now we all have a google doc to write on!
#7587
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⚐ Report//As a manner of introduction, Mr. Gonzalez and other students around the room are stating why they should not be voted off the island //This is like the part in the reality show "Survivor" in which people state why they should not be voted off the island Carlos: You shouldn't vote me out because I'm the only Latino on this island. Gonzalez: *looks incredulously at Carlos* //class laughs
#7586
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⚐ Report//After making some students do various numbers of knee-bends Gonzalez: When I woke up this morning, I had a thought. I was going to make some magnet students exercise. //As an afterthought Magnet PE doesn't count.
#7585
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⚐ Report//9th Period AI Piper: I was hoping that I could get your quick labs today, so that I have something to do over the weekend Piper: Just kidding! I can grade the freshmen quizzes
#7584
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⚐ Report//passing around Hannah's Skittles in SRP //Street walks in //Street also takes some skittles Street: You're making new friends.
#7583
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⚐ ReportRose: Pythagoras had this cult where they believed that "all is number". So, when one of his disciples showed that the diagonal of a square of side length 1 can't be expressed as the ratio of whole numbers, he threw him off a boat so that the proof wouldn't get out. Joseph (quietly): Project Polyhedra is also a cult