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#3714

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Student: I want to be a rice farmer for Halloween this year. Mr. Pham: Good for you, following your heritage. Student: ...OK, so Mr. Pham what should I wear? Mr. Pham: All you have to do is to take of your glasses.

#3713

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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Avikar: One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift. Mr Donaldson: Haha, some Dr. Zeus.

#3712

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:09 p.m.

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PA System: Mr. Whitacre is [Student] there? Whitacre: They just left PA System: Can you please send them down? Whitacre (Shaking head): Yes

The PA system did not understand that the student was not present

whitacre

#3711

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you want candy, go to do store and buy it yourself!

On kids wanting candy in halloween (Comparative Religions)

whitacre

#3710

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Oct. 26, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: Why is there an animated Felix the cat on the slide? //Class gives random answers Mr. Mogge: No. Remember, it's because slides get lonely when put away.

#3709

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Oct. 25, 2011, 10:07 p.m.

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Sebi: Whose head to I have to wax to get some HoHos around here?

#3707

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Oct. 25, 2011, 9:02 p.m.

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//While Japanese student visitors were in class Mogge: Como se dice "Book" in Japanese?

#3706

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Oct. 25, 2011, 7:43 p.m.

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Pham: I need to get all grading done by Thursday. 'Cause you know why? I go to Florida this weekend! They have party there!

#3705

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Oct. 25, 2011, 7:34 p.m.

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Lodal: So I would describe myself as the beta-male type. I would do confrontations, but not, like, the face-to-face kind.

#3703

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Oct. 25, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Raanan (when hyper): (flapping arms) I'M A PENGUIN! //later Micheal Ekstrom: When you flap your arms you look like a penguin....on crack