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⚐ Report// Differentials Schwartz: I don't want to do 3.972 cubed. Schwartz: I hope you also don't want to do 3.972 cubed. Schwartz: If you do, there is something wrong with you.
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⚐ Report//second period is beginning PA: *plays evil male laugh* Sean: The sound of Mr. Schwartz collecing Analysis 2 exams.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Today is a day of no fun at all. Schwartz: We will not be having any fun today!
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⚐ ReportAndy: The Geneva convention is like "don't throw your prisoners of war into a meat grinder". Jerry Song: If "prisoners of war" means analysis homework, then yeah I do that.
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⚐ ReportEvan Wang: Can I have my exam back? Schwartz: Which one? Evan: Anal 2. *Entire room goes silent* Evan: I mean analysis 2. // Later Schwartz: MCPS abbreviates classes by using the first 4 letters. Schwartz: You're one of the few with the chutzpah to call it by that.
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⚐ Report// Analysis 2, Schwartz drew a map of the US and labeled it with isotherms Schwartz: *draws an isotherm at the bottom of Florida, labels it 1000 degrees* Schwartz: And Florida is 1000 degrees, because I assume that's how Florida works.
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⚐ ReportMichael Wang: Why are you allowed to square it? Schwartz: Why not? I’m allowed to do whatever I want.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I asked some students to figure out why [a method of deriving the equation of a plane] works and tell me. Which they did. It was great. Schwartz: They explained it in 3-4 different ways, including one of them who described it with Hilbert's Nullstellensatz. Which is ridiculous. Schwartz: I'm not going to explain it that way, because I don't understand it myself without looking up the details of the Nullstellensatz.