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⚐ ReportGrossman: I was so high when I was in the Peace Corps... //General gasping Grossman: I mean altitude-wise!
#4389
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⚐ ReportGrossman: If you're traveling to a different country, have the courtesy to buy illegal substances IN the country - don't bring them through the airport!
#4387
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⚐ Report//Talking about Wall Street and economics Grossman: Basic lesson: Buy low sell high. Well, not literally. Don't sell high.
#4381
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⚐ ReportMr. Grossman: Here are my kernels of wisdom - if you're in pain, your body is trying to tell you something. And don't take meth.
#4334
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⚐ Report//In reference to a Senior presentation Grossman: I hope they sing and dance. If they don't, I'll be upset. //Class laughs Grossman: I think I'll bring my taser and make sure.
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⚐ ReportStudent: What were you doing in Bolivia, anyway? Mr. Grossman: Oh, I was running a drug cartel.
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⚐ ReportGrossman: Usually I dont judge people for what they do at homecoming but there are a few that I just can't look at in the same way anymore.
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⚐ Report//Grossman is talking about the crack epidemic in the 80s Grossman: Before, people used a lot of powder cocaine, which was really expensive. But in the 80s, they started using crack cocaine which you make by mixing cocaine and baking soda and... I don't remember it's been a while since I made it