Duval: You will be making a skit about your mode of cellular transport. Jack: Can we just write an essay? Duval: No! There will be acting! And drama, Jack! DRAMA! I want to see you fake-faint, Jack! Bring it! Bring it!
Mr. Grossman: A cell phone is not a leash. A leash is a leash.
Bosse: I heard that on the way to work, you know the Katy Perry Fireworks song, that gets you going.
Bosse: Who did Endoplasmic Reticulum? Austin: My group did. Bosse: Did you send your presentation yet? Austin (on his phone): I just did. Bosse: That's WEIRD.
//Q&A session in Cell Phys, and E has been at the top of his game //Mrs. Bosse says something significant Hannah B: What was that? Bosse: Ok, who was listening to me and can answer Hannah's question? E (for xth time in a row): Me! Bosse: Wow, E, what did you eat for lunch today?
//Discussing an art project/presentation in Cell Phys Bosse: Well, I generally don't like to get things in pieces, but one year a student left their model on the bus and got all upset about it and had to present their project anyway. Then the next day the bus driver found the organelle...
//offering a high-level survey of the biological sciences Pham: You eat food, absorb energy, cell grow, that's what it is.
//In Mod/Sim, trying to gauge students' Biology backgrounds: Pham: Have they ever explain to you why one cell become two cell and two cell become, what, four cell-- Lev: Well, when one cell loves itself very much...
Roberts: -talks about jazz music theory to class- Will: -cell rings- -answers cell- Hello? Roberts: -stops talking and stares at Will- Will: -to phone- Oh, ok. -to Roberts- This is important. I have to take this call. Roberts+class: -still staring at Will- Will: -gets up- This is important. -continues talking on phone and leaves classroom- Roberts: What was that about? Rest of trumpet section: -shrug- Roberts: -continues teaching-
Lists of things Lisa says in cell physiology to Raina: 1) You sick mountain animal!!! 2) Hester!!! You turn me on! 3) Stop looking at my voluptuous rod-shaped wax gourd juice bottle! 4) Fffffffffffuck da wife (from Cuckoo's Nest) 5) MR. PHAM EATS MONKEY BRAINS??????