Jerry Song: When you hear the word crystal, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Ace: *hums the "Better Call Saul" theme*
Jerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.
// Amino acid and translation Johnny: Is it methionine? Duval: Yes, it's meth, how did you know? Duval: What did you do to get it to meth?
//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!
//Lawrence and Richard Chen are trying to come up with an OMO team name. Richard: How about Crystal Math? Lawrence: No. Richard: What about Mathemphatamine? Lawrence: LOL
Mr. Grossman: Here are my kernels of wisdom - if you're in pain, your body is trying to tell you something. And don't take meth.
//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...
//About perfect software, in comp meth Pham: What is the third law of thermodynamics? Sam: Absolute zero is unattainable? Pham: Exactly! So that mean, nobody perfect.
Mr. Pham: Hey. Why you sitting all the way back there? Andrew Rodgers-Schatz: 'Cause you're scary!