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Sept. 30, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

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//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!



Sept. 15, 2013, 11:31 a.m.

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//Lawrence and Richard Chen are trying to come up with an OMO team name. Richard: How about Crystal Math? Lawrence: No. Richard: What about Mathemphatamine? Lawrence: LOL



Jan. 8, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: Here are my kernels of wisdom - if you're in pain, your body is trying to tell you something. And don't take meth.



Oct. 11, 2011, 7:39 a.m.

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//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...



Sept. 26, 2011, 8:15 a.m.

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//About perfect software, in comp meth Pham: What is the third law of thermodynamics? Sam: Absolute zero is unattainable? Pham: Exactly!  So that mean, nobody perfect.



Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey. Why you sitting all the way back there? Andrew Rodgers-Schatz: 'Cause you're scary!



Oct. 28, 2009, 7:54 a.m.

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Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!