//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry
Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!
//Lawrence and Richard Chen are trying to come up with an OMO team name.
Richard: How about Crystal Math?
Richard: What about Mathemphatamine?
Mr. Grossman: Here are my kernels of wisdom - if you're in pain, your body is trying to tell you something. And don't take meth.
//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318
//A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in
Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...
//About perfect software, in comp meth
Pham: What is the third law of thermodynamics?
Sam: Absolute zero is unattainable?
Pham: Exactly! So that mean, nobody perfect.
Mr. Pham: Hey. Why you sitting all the way back there?
Andrew Rodgers-Schatz: 'Cause you're scary!
Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!