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Dec. 12, 2023, 2:22 p.m.

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Justin: advil is the superior drug Justin: why would you do meth when you can do advil



Dec. 1, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: When you hear the word crystal, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Ace: *hums the "Better Call Saul" theme*



Nov. 2, 2022, 1:03 p.m.

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Jerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.



Oct. 27, 2022, 1 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Are we actually baking meth right now?

no, we're crushing potassium nitrate and our sample just wont dissolve for some reason

jerry, pchem, meth



March 30, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// Amino acid and translation Johnny: Is it methionine? Duval: Yes, it's meth, how did you know? Duval: What did you do to get it to meth?



Sept. 30, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

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//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!



Sept. 15, 2013, 11:31 a.m.

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//Lawrence and Richard Chen are trying to come up with an OMO team name. Richard: How about Crystal Math? Lawrence: No. Richard: What about Mathemphatamine? Lawrence: LOL



Jan. 8, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: Here are my kernels of wisdom - if you're in pain, your body is trying to tell you something. And don't take meth.



Oct. 11, 2011, 7:39 a.m.

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//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...



Sept. 26, 2011, 8:15 a.m.

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//About perfect software, in comp meth Pham: What is the third law of thermodynamics? Sam: Absolute zero is unattainable? Pham: Exactly!  So that mean, nobody perfect.