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⚐ ReportJacobs: It is December 23rd, what does that mean? Gus: It means he just started winter break in MCPS.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: A round Earth isn't that crazy of a concept. I don't get why people keep trying to replace it with more complicated explanations.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: If you see me throwing my computer across the classroom, don't worry. Jacobs: I'm just having a mental breakdown.
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⚐ Report//showing graph of the huge increases of life expectancy, GDP, population, and CO2 emissions after the Industrial Revolution Jacobs: Three of these lines are good. One of them is bad, but tends to increase with the others. Michael: Life expectancy!
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⚐ ReportJacobs: This is completely outrageous, and immoral, and scandalous Jacobs: and it works pretty well
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.
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⚐ Report// Jacobs says hi to a student in the hallway Jacobs: You know why I say "I'll see you" right? Jacobs: I always see my students in the hallway but never in my classroom.
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⚐ Report// Analyzing The Kiss by Klimt Jacobs: Jerry, what do you think of this painting? Jerry Song: I think the woman is a witch and the man used to be a giraffe, and the woman turned the giraffe into the man.
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⚐ Report//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.
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⚐ Report//Jacobs going over a recent quiz Dagmawi: Can I lower the blinds? Jacobs: Yes //Dagmawi struggles to lower the blinds Jacobs, later, going to the blinds himself: I didn't realise that was a question about whether you are physically capable of lowering the blinds. Jacobs: I guess that was a pop quiz, with an extra question, and I failed it.