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⚐ ReportJacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.
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⚐ Report// Thermo, a group is making a Stirling engine Jonah: We can eat an entire can of beans. It's not that hard. Jacobs: You're going to eat an entire can of black beans, right now, in class? That is the hardest way to get an empty tin can I could think of. // later, students at the sink, opening the can of beans Jacobs: Are you going to put the scissors IN the beans? Student: No... we already put the scissors in the beans...
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⚐ ReportJacobs: It is December 23rd, what does that mean? Gus: It means he just started winter break in MCPS.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: A round Earth isn't that crazy of a concept. I don't get why people keep trying to replace it with more complicated explanations.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: If you see me throwing my computer across the classroom, don't worry. Jacobs: I'm just having a mental breakdown.
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⚐ Report//showing graph of the huge increases of life expectancy, GDP, population, and CO2 emissions after the Industrial Revolution Jacobs: Three of these lines are good. One of them is bad, but tends to increase with the others. Michael: Life expectancy!
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⚐ ReportJacobs: This is completely outrageous, and immoral, and scandalous Jacobs: and it works pretty well
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⚐ ReportJacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.
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⚐ Report// Jacobs says hi to a student in the hallway Jacobs: You know why I say "I'll see you" right? Jacobs: I always see my students in the hallway but never in my classroom.
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⚐ Report// Analyzing The Kiss by Klimt Jacobs: Jerry, what do you think of this painting? Jerry Song: I think the woman is a witch and the man used to be a giraffe, and the woman turned the giraffe into the man.