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#12779

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Dec. 20, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Jacobs: If you see me throwing my computer across the classroom, don't worry. Jacobs: I'm just having a mental breakdown.

#12774

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Dec. 19, 2023, 3:59 p.m.

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//showing graph of the huge increases of life expectancy, GDP, population, and CO2 emissions after the Industrial Revolution Jacobs: Three of these lines are good. One of them is bad, but tends to increase with the others. Michael: Life expectancy!

#12702

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Dec. 11, 2023, 3:55 p.m.

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Jacobs: This is completely outrageous, and immoral, and scandalous Jacobs: and it works pretty well

#12689

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Dec. 7, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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Jacobs: Everything is about sex, there's actually three types of sex in this book! Student: 3 types of sex??? Jacobs: Yep! Student: What do you mean by types? Jacobs: OH not like having sex with a COW or anything don't worry Students: Why is that your first example? (Later) Jacobs: Sex can represent enlightenment, submission, desire- Student: What does cow sex represent Jacobs: Rebellion.

"Next, Baptism is frequently allegory'd... allegorical?"

jacobs

#12670

55

Dec. 6, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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// Jacobs says hi to a student in the hallway Jacobs: You know why I say "I'll see you" right? Jacobs: I always see my students in the hallway but never in my classroom.

#12614

33

Nov. 30, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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// Analyzing The Kiss by Klimt Jacobs: Jerry, what do you think of this painting? Jerry Song: I think the woman is a witch and the man used to be a giraffe, and the woman turned the giraffe into the man.

#12504

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Nov. 10, 2023, 3:57 p.m.

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//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.

https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/enidnews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/e/82/e827f6f6-8b0d-5563-9b93-e06311b35ba8/594455b982358.image.jpg?resize=750%2C392

clock, car, thermo, michael, jacobs

#12471

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Nov. 6, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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//Jacobs going over a recent quiz Dagmawi: Can I lower the blinds? Jacobs: Yes //Dagmawi struggles to lower the blinds Jacobs, later, going to the blinds himself: I didn't realise that was a question about whether you are physically capable of lowering the blinds. Jacobs: I guess that was a pop quiz, with an extra question, and I failed it.

#12366

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Oct. 20, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Jacobs: So the last time we were here, we were talking about sex. *Jacobs proceeds to show a picture of a phallic cactus*

#12365

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Oct. 20, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Jacobs: He's like a brother, you know? Jacobs: You don't want to... Jacobs: I was about to say "You don't want to bang your brother."

she was talking about the interpreter of maladies

jacobs, incest