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#11485

1313

Jan. 31, 2023, 3:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: One year I did have a kid who [jumped out the window]. He was like that—I said “most people wouldn’t jump out the window” so he went *shwoop* Kaluta: He didn’t graduate.

To make this even better, it was a second-floor classroom. //mod note: cf 10153

fot, kaluta

#11461

66

Jan. 24, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.

#11454

77

Jan. 23, 2023, 1:17 p.m.

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// Trying to balance a coin on the edge Kaluta: Oooh ah ah gah! Jerry Song: Kaluta is going Goblin Mode.

#11433

77

Jan. 17, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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//Kaluta making fun of an Exploravision group while going through their names! Kaluta: Andy, A-N-D-I-E! Kaluta: Sean, S-H-A-W-N! Kaluta: Jerry, G-E-R-I!

#11431

88

Jan. 17, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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// Half the class is asleep during FOT Kaluta: Back when I was younger, I would take a sharpie and draw an X on someone's forehead while they were sleeping.

#11429

17

Jan. 17, 2023, 1:13 p.m.

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Kaluta: Did your parents beat you?

#11403

1010

Jan. 9, 2023, 2:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: Work harder! This is supposed to be a sweatshop!

#11368

2729

Jan. 3, 2023, 2:42 p.m.

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Kaluta, to Street: You're retired, hit him

#11270

66

Dec. 5, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Kaluta: so, what have you guys been eating that you're going to share with me? Kaluta, whispering while threatening them with a wooden block: Mr. Kaluta, would you like some delicious fritos?

#11269

77

Dec. 5, 2022, 2:42 p.m.

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Kaluta: alright, let me find something to throw at you. Kaluta: do you want something that's gonna hurt? Or something to just scare you? *Kaluta throws a block of wood at a talkative section of the class*

At this point, blairbash is a place to report workplace harassment // mod note: not the first time kaluta has thrown something at off-task students

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