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#9852

55

Jan. 27, 2022, 10:18 p.m.

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//Roberts increasingly annoyed about distracted and silent class "Are you good? Is everyone okay? Did I go too far into the EQ thing? Did I blow your minds?" "Look, even Bitmoji Ms. Roberts is getting mad!" "Five of you aren't doing it. What are you doing? I'm gonna walk around -- or maybe I should gallop around." "Are your brains working? Did you turn them on this morning?" "Shriyan, are you the vampire in class sucking everyone's energy away? Let's blame Shriyan!" "Shriyan's the only variable between today and last class. We weren't like this last class." "Perseverance. That's what Ms. Roberts has today. I persevered, in spite of you all being zombies."

#9848

77

Jan. 27, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Ben Rozner: I hope to some day have as much confidence at Oldham has in our sightreading skills.

#9681

-24

Dec. 21, 2021, 4:47 p.m.

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//chaotic roberts anthology, december 21 "This is, like, a metaphorical bucket." "It's called a 'break' because you're supposed to take a break." "You know how you're stressed? Teachers are also stressed!" "Isn't that like, a little, mini, thing?" "It's okay to sleep. It's okay to eat." "This one, you could dance to. I mean, I don't know if you'd want to. But some people would want to."

#9629

-19

Dec. 15, 2021, 5:36 p.m.

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Roberts: I'm sus of the sus chords!

#9541

24

Dec. 7, 2021, 5:21 p.m.

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//chaotic roberts anthology, december 7 "Pickles and olives are in the same category, right?" "I love pickles. I think pickles are dope." "I like to see the far left. That's cool. At least no one's on the far right." "You're in treble if you picked 'treble bass'. Oh, Ms. Roberts, these jokes are falling flat today." "Alright, how're we doing? Are we Building-a-Bear? Or a chord progression?"

#9478

113

Dec. 2, 2021, 10:04 a.m.

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//Two minutes after 9477 //Subayi takes out the students phone and starts playing the music, totally jamming to it, nodding his head and actually dancing. He plays it for like 30 seconds. Subayi: Turn that crap off!

#9477

-19

Dec. 2, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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//This student always has his music playing really loudly through earbuds. Subayi asked him to stop like 5 minutes ago Subayi: You must really like this song, to be playing it so loudly. Turn it down. // 30 seconds later Subayi: [Student], I can still hear it. Turn it down. Student: But it's literally at the second lowest volume level. // Student turns it down again Subayi: Finally, I can't hear it anymore Other Student: I can still hear it // Another 30 seconds pass Subayi: I CAN STILL HEAR IT!!! // Student turns it down yet again Subayi: Thank god that awful noise is out of my ears now.

#8952

-410

Jan. 28, 2021, 12:25 p.m.

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Student 1: listening to sabaton in the background is one hell of a drug Student 2: You listen to foot armour? Student 1: yes

#8914

-311

Jan. 20, 2021, 11:52 a.m.

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Student 1: Who's listening to music? Just wondering Student 2: I'm listening to music at all times within my head //later Kirk: I'm with you there, [Student 2]. I'm listening to music in my head, even when I'm not listening to music out loud.

#8732

77

Nov. 12, 2020, 10:07 a.m.

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Kirk: It's like the Amish version of punk