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⚐ Report// Quantum presentation Schafer: Here's a chart. Schafer: Not a chAaaAaArt, just a chart.
#11890
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⚐ Report// Talking about suits Schafer: Here is your fashion tip of the day: Never button all 3 buttons. Schafer: Always leave the last button open.
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⚐ Report// After a quantum presentation Jerry Song: Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Jerry: Did you know you have rights?
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⚐ ReportOstrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.
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⚐ Report//Schafer revealing something in a lesson near the end of the period Schafer: But what you couldn't see... *turns to board* *board turns off* Schafer: *fumbles with board* Darn it. Class is over.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: So if you hook this up to a 10,000 volt source, we could produce x-rays. Schafer: Could we do this? Yeah. Schafer: But I want to keep my job.
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⚐ Report// P2 quantum Jerry Song: Einstein said it was quantizing time and quantized all over the light. Jerry: The other physicists were understandably very sad because it was like the fourth time that century that they had to reunite physics, and they were getting tired of it.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If we were to interview 100 people about what physics equations they know... Schafer: 85 would run away, 10 would say e = mc^2, and 4 would say f = ma. Schafer: And one special person would say some special equation. Schafer: The return rate is low because most people would scream and run away.
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⚐ Report//Quantum In-Class Problems Schafer: Ok, Group 1. Nathan, Steven... Schafer: *sees Armand's entire name* ...Armand. //Later Schafer: Now, I think these answers are correct... Schafer: But there may be those among us... Schafer: Right, you heard me.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you were to throw up, what color would it be? Class: Green...? *Schafer sets the light to green in the simulation* Schafer: Ok, so we're going to make this light vomit out photons. Schafer: So if we're increasing the number of photons, we're increasing the amount of vomit.