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⚐ Report//First class after spring break; students are talking in class Ravilious: I didn't tell anyone to be quiet for 10 days; I almost didn't survive the experience!
#1717
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⚐ Report(Mrs. Ravilious wakes Valerie up) Mrs. Ravilious: Why does everyone keep falling asleep? *sigh* Okay, keep reading. (A student keeps reading the assignment, Valerie starts talking to someone) Mrs. Ravilious: VALERIE, GO BACK TO SLEEP! (Entire class laughs) Mrs. Ravilious: In my 26 years of teaching that's the first time I've ever said that to student.
#1612
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⚐ Report// Ravilious was talking about how she had a sub last class Ravilious: I take it Mr. Green survived the experience? Alex Br: There was blood everywhere! Burger: He walked out with one less arm than he walked in with. Kevin: He had three to begin with.
#1543
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⚐ Report// Kids are talking over Ravilious Ravilious: Really, I'm such a talented ventriloquist. I can get six or seven voices coming out of my mouth at the same time.
#1542
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⚐ Report// Talking about the Great Schism Ravilious: ...but the French wanted a French pope. So, as they say, there was a great disruption in the Force. Nilay (aside): Yeah... wait what?
#1484
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⚐ ReportRavilious: ...really, that's one of the migration patters which was characteristic of- I can see you phasing out. I see you hopping on that plane or cruise ship. At this point, all you're hearing is ba-raaa ba-raaa ba-raaa. So awaken, O my children.
#1424
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⚐ Report//Mr. Freeman comes into 8th period Ravilious to talk about Peace Studies electives Freeman: Does anyone know why there is conflict in the Middle East? (Shelley gives a long-winded explanation.) Freeman: Wow. Who is this girl? Brian Clanton: That's Jelly Shin. Shelley tries to hit him. Class laughs. Freeman: Wow. She's smart and violent.
#1399
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⚐ ReportRavilious: I'm getting the feeling that about 5 of you read the chapter thoroughly...[no one says anything]...and judging by your overwhelming protest it would appear I'm right. Cy: We're all very shy.
#1393
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⚐ Report//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.
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⚐ Report//a discussion that started with chapter 2 of the AP World book has digressed to the origins of the words 'epigraphy' and 'cretin', and further digressed to planet names Ravilious: I believe that a majority of the planets were named after Roman deities. Alex: I think Uranus is Greek. *uncontrolled laughter ensues* Ravilious: ...we're moving on now.