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Sept. 18, 2010, 2:07 p.m.

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//talking about foreign countries Pham: They not have the... what you call it, go Burger King and put four patties stacking them on it, also burger place really popular nowaday, I forget name, seven... Student: Five guys? Pham: Yeah, that one!



May 13, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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Burger: So it's the end of an era. Ms. Roberts: I know right?

Burger talking about his last Blair orchestra concert

roberts, burger



May 13, 2010, 8:26 p.m.

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Ms. Duval: Anywho, look at the problem statement. How long is it? Aaron Burger: Three inches?



May 6, 2010, 1:11 p.m.

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//Burger is madly air-conducting Austin H: Are you trying to fly?



May 2, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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//Talking about getting people to gamble. Mr. Stein: Now, I've got other ways to get you to play. Here's one: free alcohol! Aaron Burger: Mr. Stein, why did you become a math teacher instead of a casino owner and drug lord?



March 8, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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// Ravilious was talking about how she had a sub last class Ravilious: I take it Mr. Green survived the experience? Alex Br: There was blood everywhere! Burger: He walked out with one less arm than he walked in with. Kevin: He had three to begin with.



March 8, 2010, 6:30 p.m.

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//Discussing experimental design and variables Stein: So let's say you're thinking about something or other and you think you have a good idea. Then Shelley comes in the room and is like [makes speaking noises]. Burger (exclaiming): Call security!



Dec. 8, 2009, 6:11 p.m.

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Burger: Especially when some of us, I guess me, were too hard on the stripper. // Burger mimes snapping something in half with his hands

He was talking about WIRE strippers, obviously!




Nov. 24, 2009, 9:57 p.m.

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Jenni: No, you're not supposed to protect Burger! Diana: But Burger needs protection! //awkward pause from entire group Burger: What? I never need protection!



Nov. 5, 2009, 9:39 a.m.

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Burger: What's the longest problem you've ever done? Stein: The longest problem?  Raising kids. Burger (lauging): What's the error bound?