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#12250

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Oct. 4, 2023, 6:25 p.m.

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Rose, to Chikara: Sometimes, you'll just want to put on headphones, and get really focused, and do the entire packet [of Fitch-style proofs] all over again, listening to some heavy metal, maybe.

#12239

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Oct. 3, 2023, 8:45 p.m.

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Rose: The Law of Ones states that if you have a nice teacher, (x - 1) and (x + 1) will be factors Also Rose: *gives an equation where (x - 1) and (x + 1) are not factors*

#12233

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Oct. 2, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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//drawing triangles-in-square proof of Pythagorean theorem Rose: I'm not even putting in much effort, and it's coming out kinda well. Rose: This has been a lesson on effort. //Rose proceeds to absent-mindedly walk backwards and knock over a stack of boxes

#12232

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Oct. 2, 2023, 4:02 p.m.

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Rose, drawing a terrible square and getting criticised: Sometimes, teachers need some positivity, such as by lying. //students compliment Rose's continued drawing, which is still terrible Rose: See, I know you're lying, but it still makes me happy. Positivity's just like that.

#12210

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Sept. 27, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Rihalya: Mr. Rose just showed us his— Jeremy: His tits?

#12205

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Sept. 26, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Rose: Laziness is a great intellectual motivation.

#12204

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Sept. 26, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: sorry rectangle, some bad things are going to happen because we are going to feed you into the killer

#12194

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Sept. 22, 2023, 11:05 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is solving an equation in geometry class Rose, sing-songy: Algebra 1, life is fun! Stephen: That’s a good song Mr. Rose Rose: That is a good song //Rose continues solving Olivia: You know, since— Rose: No, I knew you were going to say something! //continues solving Rose: Wait, what were you going to say? Olivia: Since it’s linear, you know it has a unique solution, so you can stop there. Rose: No, I don’t want to prove a solution exists, I want to actually solve it. Not because we’re going to use it or anything, but because… wait why am I doing this?

#12189

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Sept. 22, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Stein: What happened to the one of the phone bins? Stein: I blame Mr. Rose. Stein: Mr. Rose says they get in the way of the math.

#12187

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Sept. 21, 2023, 4:37 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 21 "But I am not an 8th-grade Geometry teacher. I am Euclid." "This is why I don't let juniors take this class. Things get crazy. We're going to the Absurd World." "Now, Fitch-style proofs to the rescue!" "Fitch-style proofs aren't just for this class. You can do them for the rest of your life." "This is a proof-by-cases, inside a proof-by-contradiction, inside a conditional proof. There's no reason to be scared. This is just what's going on." "Angela saved me there. I'll remember that forever." "His name is Viktor Blasjo. I love him. He and I are Twitter friends." "[Ancient Greece] was like unending argument at a school board meeting."