#10593

1010

May 19, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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“DO YOUR WORK! Oh, you turned it in? WATCH BASEBALL!” -Mr Stein

#10562

1717

May 11, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Hui: Mr Stein, do you like lizards? Stein: I like all food.

#10526

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May 3, 2022, 9:26 a.m.

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// innovation period about consent Stein: Not saying no...is like failing to reject the null hypothesis.

#10249

1111

March 11, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Stop playing quordle! *pause* Mr. Stein: I'm so good at quordle *proceeds to talk about quordle and wordle spinoffs*

#10075

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Feb. 24, 2022, 2:24 p.m.

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Schwartz: Our glass sprinkles in hydrochloric acid are perfectly mixed thanks to the efforts of our magic Stevens and Isaiahs. Schwartz: Our glass sprinkles are a meter across and our tank is 1 light year across. You might want to check at 2am to see if the Stevens and Isaiahs are swimming. Schwartz: Swimmers are crazy, you guys wake up at 5am to go swimming. I did lifeguarding and it was a big city pool so I woke up at 6am. Schwartz: And there were like 4 people doing laps. Schwartz: Go home, let me get paid for sleeping! Schwartz: In the past, I've had grass in blood, tanks in tanks, and the particulate matter was fish tanks. Stein does feces in water.

#9898

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Feb. 3, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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Stein: he's in the great boxplot in the sky

#9451

28

Nov. 30, 2021, 12:42 p.m.

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// Stein asking whether type 1 or type 2 errors are worse in American Justice system Srihari: Well, you see, rejecting a true Ho-

#9338

2222

Nov. 11, 2021, 11:27 p.m.

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// Stein walks into Mr. Rose’s room during class; rose is teaching addition of linear and sine functions Rose: Who can think of a real world application for this sort of function? // No one answers Stein: Maybe a ferris wheel? Rose: It’s linearly increasing though, what kind of ferris wheel would that be Stein: …a ferris wheel to heaven?

#9265

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Nov. 3, 2021, 6:44 p.m.

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Stein: Ya know that Toby kid? He is hilarious! He was teaching a topic in class and he SLAYED.

#9154

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May 28, 2021, 10:48 a.m.

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Chad Yu: Mr. Stein, why are you scared of heights? Stein: Well, I was in a plane crash, so there actually is a reason - I think they're related. Chad: Did you survive? *Stein just stares at him* Stein: No, I actually died, and then I came back.