#12637

66

Dec. 4, 2023, 8:57 a.m.

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*Sean and Isaiah elbowing each other* O'Donovan: This is when things break! Glassware or your bones, doesn't matter which!

#11651

55

March 8, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Sean: Isaiah has a pimple on the back of his head and I'm thinking "Lord Voldemort".

#11597

1012

Feb. 22, 2023, 2:58 p.m.

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Anderson: There's no milk in space. Raun: There's the Milky Way! Anderson: If anyone doesn't know this, I'm sorry to ruin it for you: Anderson: ... the Milky Way isn't actually made of milk. Isaiah: Inconcievable! Sean: Heretic!

#11384

35

Jan. 5, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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//Kayden is absent in 2nd Period Isaiah: Are you Kayden me?

#11075

1111

Oct. 31, 2022, 8:03 a.m.

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//people are wearing halloween costumes to school Isaiah: I should get a piece of paper and write "Analysis Exam" on it. I'd be the scariest thing in the entire school, no doubt.

#11067

1111

Oct. 28, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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*Isaiah and Sameer are talking about the recent knowledge celebration* Stein: Diego is talking about his favorite breakfast while you two are off talking about your test. Stein: This is clearly more important.

#10642

1921

May 31, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.

#10576

1517

May 13, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Hadar and Isaiah presenting about mappings Hadar: So, an example of a mapping: "Isaiah" goes to "Ying", "Hadar" goes to "Ernst" ... Hadar: "United States" goes to "of America", and "Schwartz" goes to "Jesus".

#10262

-214

March 15, 2022, 8:27 a.m.

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//Sean is holding a preserved cob of corn. Sean: It's rock solid! You could give somebody a concussion with this! Delaney: *begins to walk away* Isaiah: Let's try it, then! *picks up corn and takes aim at Sean*

#10075

88

Feb. 24, 2022, 2:24 p.m.

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Schwartz: Our glass sprinkles in hydrochloric acid are perfectly mixed thanks to the efforts of our magic Stevens and Isaiahs. Schwartz: Our glass sprinkles are a meter across and our tank is 1 light year across. You might want to check at 2am to see if the Stevens and Isaiahs are swimming. Schwartz: Swimmers are crazy, you guys wake up at 5am to go swimming. I did lifeguarding and it was a big city pool so I woke up at 6am. Schwartz: And there were like 4 people doing laps. Schwartz: Go home, let me get paid for sleeping! Schwartz: In the past, I've had grass in blood, tanks in tanks, and the particulate matter was fish tanks. Stein does feces in water.