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#13279
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⚐ ReportGlenn: *pulls up a picture of a flea* Glenn, in a French accent: I AM FRANCOIS AND I HAVE A MUSTACHE!!!
#13223
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Baby mantids are not liquid like cats, but they can fit through a lot of things.
#13149
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⚐ ReportGlenn: They're called the ocelli (oh-cell-ee) Rivkah, quietly to Katie: How would you say that in a comically Italian accent Katie, baffled: Say what, ocelli? That's not even Italian! Rivkah: Still though Katie: And why are you asking me?? Rivkah: You speak Italian Katie: I mean technically? I can order at a restaurant and ask for directions... Rivkah: So what would it be??? Katie: Idk, oh-CELL-ee? Rivkah: Ok but suppose you were Mario...
#13055
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⚐ ReportGlenn: You can't say that these aren't beautiful. Stephen: I disagree! Glenn: Wrong! You're wrong! Glenn: I don't even know who I'm arguing with but you're wrong!
#13054
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I have a friend who is short and beautiful but also terrifying Glenn: She's like 4'10" but I would never cross her
#12551
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⚐ ReportHenry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.
#11595
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⚐ ReportXan: How long can a walrus hold its breath underwater? Glenn: I don't know, ask the marine bio teacher.