#11809

1111

May 4, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

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Rose: you’re probably all thinking, “hey, this guy—tall, funny, youthful, lot of hair—taught me this formula back in November!”

#11808

1717

May 4, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Sahu: what can I do to get you guys to learn Faye: get us cookies like mr. rose! Sahu: mr. rose and I…are different

#11807

1616

May 4, 2023, 8 a.m.

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Sahu: you know, I’ve been shadowing mr. rose a lot. and I liked—I noticed he does this thing, when the bell rings, where he just yells “okay good!” Sahu: I’m gonna start doing that. Sahu (yelling): okay good!!

#11799

1414

May 1, 2023, 8:33 p.m.

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Rose: "I'm an ipad girl now!"

#11793

77

April 28, 2023, 12:39 p.m.

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Rose: adam you’re in charge. move [the camera] around and make it look beautiful Rose, a minute later: no don’t touch it!

#11790

1616

April 26, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: I one went to Tajikistan for 2 months for… various reasons *later* Mr. Rose: Tajikistan is like the one former soviet country that the US has never messed with because they have no resources so there’s nothing to steal.

#11781

1616

April 24, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Rose: it took me like ten years to learn how to teach this properly. but now I’m perfect. Rose: give me a minute I just need to remember what the hell I’m doing

#11772

1616

April 19, 2023, 4:53 p.m.

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Rose: "I am drunk with power after evading the fire marshall. I feel like I can do anything."

#11770

1414

April 19, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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Rose: if i were a biology teacher, i would just like do math all the time

#11752

1414

April 17, 2023, 12:39 p.m.

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Rose: it’s boring if this river is made of water. our cows will just cross it. so what’s our river made of? *after writing down a couple of suggestions* Rose: let’s stop before this goes any farther Rose: okay, so we’ve got our river of lava, meat, blood, and…uh, limbs Rose: …this may be too far already