#12032

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Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.

#12031

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Aug. 31, 2023, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: I am not an expert at anything

#11977

77

June 12, 2023, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: you are a wild man and you should calm down and be more normal.

#11976

44

June 12, 2023, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: …cause I am a special boy

#11962

88

June 8, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Rose: I felt bad giving a test to the sophomores today. Everybody is 20% dumber than they usually are.

#11950

48

June 7, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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Bosse: You guys need to do more fun things! Bosse: Life is not just about homework and grades. Klees: Tell that to Mr. Rose! Bosse: Well, he is an outlier...

#11928

99

June 2, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Rose: I think I’m losing it

#11927

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June 2, 2023, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: what do you think, should we not do the quiz? Entire class: yes! Rose: really? you know, I don’t really feel like giving it out either

#11866

99

May 19, 2023, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: if you Google this, you’ll only find it like on my twitter or something

#11821

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May 9, 2023, 1:01 p.m.

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Rose: excuse my Marxist interpretation where the horse rises up from his station and becomes the master! Michael: or it’s a capitalist horse who pulled himself up by his bootstraps. Rose: no, see, he’s trapped in the lower classes he can’t imagine a life outside of being a horse. so now, see look, that’s the evil landowners that are now being subjugated after the revolution!