#12062

48

Sept. 6, 2023, 3:22 p.m.

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Rose: It's Saanvi right? Saanvi: *doesn't respond* Rose: wait no it's not. Rose: What's your name Saanvi: Saanvi *class laughs*

#12054

99

Sept. 5, 2023, 5:10 p.m.

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Rose: I'm getting everything I want today. This never happens. Rose: Should I keep asking for things, or should I quit while I'm ahead?

#12036

1313

Sept. 1, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Stein: If you want to be a teacher... *Class murmurs "you gotta take attendance"* Stein: So I said that in Mr. Rose's class and the class said "so I guess Mr. Rose isn't a teacher."

#12032

88

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.

#12031

44

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: I am not an expert at anything

#11977

77

June 12, 2023, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: you are a wild man and you should calm down and be more normal.

#11976

44

June 12, 2023, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: …cause I am a special boy

#11962

88

June 8, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Rose: I felt bad giving a test to the sophomores today. Everybody is 20% dumber than they usually are.

#11950

48

June 7, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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Bosse: You guys need to do more fun things! Bosse: Life is not just about homework and grades. Klees: Tell that to Mr. Rose! Bosse: Well, he is an outlier...

#11928

99

June 2, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Rose: I think I’m losing it