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⚐ Report// Mr. Pham's email about homework Mr. Pham: Gas laws homework - Gas law homework is on edline You have
#4759
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⚐ Report//Pham taking our attendance for the first time Pham: Sambuha? Sambuddha: No, it's "Sambuddha." Pham: Oh yeah, he have the Double D's! My vision getting bad.
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⚐ Report//Chem class freshman year, block A Pham: You know how mole get its name? Class: ...? Pham: WHAT?! YOU GUY DON'T KNOW THIS?! I tell you -- what happen when you pour powder? Student: It makes a pile? Pham: YEAH! And what dat pile look like? Yeah! MOLE HILL. So you shorten dat. YOU GET MOLE. //Some time later Pham: Why it call anion? Class: ...? (again?!) Pham: It's a NEGATIVE ion! Come on guy! //Still later Pham: So what is cation? Class: ............. Pham: The t! It not t! It plus sign! POSITIVE! This how you guy remember thing, okay?
#4708
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⚐ Report//Pham posts list of review topics on the board Pham: Does anybody have any questions? Student: What is the Clausius-Clapeyron equation? Pham: You don't know? You go look it up! In fact, you don't know it, you don't know anything! What you been doing all semester?! You get out of my class!
#4654
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⚐ Report//Pham is taking attendance Pham: Avikar?.. Avikar? Avikar: What? Pham: You absent! Avikar: Yeah, I was absent last class- Pham: No, no you absent this class!
#4653
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⚐ Report//Pham is writing on the whiteboard //Pham picks up some jacket Pham: Who shirt this? Class: ... //Pham proceeds to wipe the whiteboard with the jacket
#4652
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⚐ ReportStreet: My students are all gifted. Severely gifted. Pham: Gifted means you put something in a box and throw it away.