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⚐ Report// Analysis 1 video, Schwartz story time Schwartz: There was "Ung, one rock". And from that, there was "Ung, one rock." Schwartz: There was "one rock" and "one rock". Schwartz: Until some day, some ancestor, in time immemorial, in antiquity, said Schwartz: "Ung, one rock, Ung, one rock, UNG, TWO ROCK!" Schwartz: And mathematics was born.
#10473
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⚐ Report// Talking about how to tell the difference between pig and cow embryos Schwartz: Mathematically you would just define it to be the right one.
#10471
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The current sophomores are weird. Schwartz to Sophia, a senior: You guys are also weird.
#10470
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Duval has some faith in me that I can teach biology. Schwartz: I think this is false, but we can try.
#10463
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You thought that the FTC was the best part of the class. Schwartz: It was the best part at the time. Schwartz: And it's all downhill from here.
#10453
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⚐ Report// Hammond walks into diffeq, sees the board Hammond: are those absolute values or matrices? Schwartz: matrices Hammond: thank goodness Hammond: this class has absolutely no value
#10451
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⚐ Report// Topological sort, question is about possible path of math courses Hallisey: One student tried to cheat and asked Mr. Schwartz, who just walked in, instead of doing topological sorting.
#10449
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⚐ Report//about Ostrander Schwartz: He just walked in one day and started bothering me, because that's what Ostrander does, and he gave me a trophy. Katz: Did he justify the trophy at all? Schwartz: No. //Schwartz still has that trophy, on a shelf in his classroom