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#11533

1111

Feb. 8, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Kaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?

Kaluta really has something against licking the circuitry… //mod note: please learn how to spell important words used in your classes

fot, poe, kaluta, tiancheng

#11532

99

Feb. 8, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: everyone knows that electrons are red

#11492

1515

Feb. 1, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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Kaluta: My friend Paul Metzler once licked a battery. Generally doing that will just tingle. But he had braces, and it went pop. He almost blacked out.

the stories of unsafe behavior continue //mod note: Metzler was abruptly shocked to find that he was abruptly shocked

fot, poe, kaluta

#11485

1313

Jan. 31, 2023, 3:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: One year I did have a kid who [jumped out the window]. He was like that—I said “most people wouldn’t jump out the window” so he went *shwoop* Kaluta: He didn’t graduate.

To make this even better, it was a second-floor classroom. //mod note: cf 10153

fot, kaluta

#11461

66

Jan. 24, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.

#11460

1616

Jan. 24, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates

#11435

77

Jan. 17, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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// pd.9 FOT Colby: I support teaching children how to kill

He was talking about bacteria that some middle schoolers had grown and were getting ready to kill

colby, fot

#11433

77

Jan. 17, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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//Kaluta making fun of an Exploravision group while going through their names! Kaluta: Andy, A-N-D-I-E! Kaluta: Sean, S-H-A-W-N! Kaluta: Jerry, G-E-R-I!

#11431

88

Jan. 17, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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// Half the class is asleep during FOT Kaluta: Back when I was younger, I would take a sharpie and draw an X on someone's forehead while they were sleeping.

#11403

1010

Jan. 9, 2023, 2:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: Work harder! This is supposed to be a sweatshop!