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⚐ ReportKaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?
#11492
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⚐ ReportKaluta: My friend Paul Metzler once licked a battery. Generally doing that will just tingle. But he had braces, and it went pop. He almost blacked out.
#11485
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⚐ ReportKaluta: One year I did have a kid who [jumped out the window]. He was like that—I said “most people wouldn’t jump out the window” so he went *shwoop* Kaluta: He didn’t graduate.
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⚐ Report//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.
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⚐ Report//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates
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⚐ Report//Kaluta making fun of an Exploravision group while going through their names! Kaluta: Andy, A-N-D-I-E! Kaluta: Sean, S-H-A-W-N! Kaluta: Jerry, G-E-R-I!
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⚐ Report// Half the class is asleep during FOT Kaluta: Back when I was younger, I would take a sharpie and draw an X on someone's forehead while they were sleeping.