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15

May 18, 2012, 11:04 p.m.

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Intercom: Is Becca Shofar in class? //Class sort of laughs and looks at Becca while she packs up Grossman: Wow, they actually got the right class this time. Intercom: ... So is she there? Grossman: Yes! Yes she is! Intercom: Can you send her down to the office? Grossman: Sure.  (after she hangs up) It'd be better if she was just like "OK thanks, just checking."

#4142

66

May 17, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

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Grossman: What happened to your wrist? Katie: I got in a fight. Grossman: Yeah I know how that is...

#4027

1717

March 11, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//While watching Leave it to Beaver Mr. Grossman: Then it was like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's skipping dance class!" Now its more like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's doing crystal methamphetamines!"

#3885

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Jan. 10, 2012, 4:59 p.m.

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// Mr. Grossman is showing the class depression era songs Student:  My dad used to sing "This land is your land" to me when I was little! Grossman: I would never sing such communist garbage to my kids. // Later... Grossman: If it was really a communist song it go more like this: (roughly to the tune of "this land is your land") There's the government! Lets grab our guns and shoot the people... (trails off)

#3880

44

Jan. 6, 2012, 12:16 a.m.

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//Students are complaining about the heat in his room (and homework) Grossman: Well when you hang with the devil, its gonna get hot! //Class laughs

#3458

1414

June 10, 2011, 5:59 p.m.

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Grossman: I have just one word of advice for the next two years of high school...don't date! Issac: Are you preaching one night stands?

#3299

1214

May 2, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Grossman: We don't need to see New Zealand's reaction to Osama's death. Thomas: They're probably too busy having sex with sheep and being upside down anyways.

#3251

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April 16, 2011, 4 p.m.

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//Going over a quiz in NSL Grossman: Okay, next question. What do conservatives complain about? Student: Everything! Grossman: That's right, everything! The answer was D, all of the above. Myles: That question's a little unfair. Grossman: If it makes you feel any better, if I had asked the same question about the Democrats, I would have used the word "whine".

#3242

68

April 15, 2011, 11:16 a.m.

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Grossman: What's the difference between supply-side and Keynesian economics? Myles: Well, for one thing, they're complete opposites.

#3225

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April 12, 2011, 10:40 p.m.

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Grossman: Now, which group of people is against pesticides in crops? Neel: The crazy organic people Grossman: Hey, watch your mouth!