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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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James: If they called it "Ancient Structures that May Not Have Been Made by Aliens," who would watch it??

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June 7, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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Donaldson: ... and James carries a meter-stick with him at all times. (pauses) It's a pocket meter-stick.

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May 19, 2011, 2:18 p.m.

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//During PuzzlePalooza, working on a puzzle James: Hey guys! We need someone who doesn't know how to use a computer!

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March 11, 2011, 9:58 p.m.

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Donaldson: I predict the test will be mostly As... the rest Bs... and one D. Student: *One* D? Donaldson: Yes, one. Student: Who did you have in mind? Donaldson: Oh, no one. Just one D... -stares pointedly at James Pinkerton-

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March 3, 2011, 9:18 p.m.

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//Discussing what Pinkerton will do with his life when he grows up... Donaldson: He'll be in an upperclass homeless shelter – a homeless shelter for nerds. James P: It's called grad school. Donaldson: It's called Caltech.

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Feb. 8, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

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Theresa: James, you would make a really ugly girl. I mean a REALLY ugly girl. James: Is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult? Theresa: Well I intended it to be an insult, but you can interpret it any way you want.

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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James: The point is Jaaaavvvaaaaa. Freddy: That's why it looks all wrong.

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April 8, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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James Hill: Oh a proof? I ain't got that sort of free time. It'd be badass if Wolfram could generate proofs.