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#4118

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May 2, 2012, 1:10 p.m.

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// During Mathphys Freddy: Kevin! Why haven't you proven how simplex works yet? KevLi: What? Why me? You're suppose to do that and enlighten all of us during computer team. Freddy: Eh eh! I gots stuff to do bro. Important things, like painting my toenails.

#4095

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April 20, 2012, 12:43 p.m.

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// During Mathphys Amy: Hey Freddy, how do you want to do our presentation? Freddy: Uh, I don't care. Board? I'm fine with anything. KevLi: Freddy is used to using the board anyway. Freddy: Yeah, 'cause I'm always bored during class.

#4008

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Feb. 29, 2012, 1:45 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, Schafer is telling them a puzzle involving Freddy and two other people getting buried in sand by a midget. Schafer: So Freddy, pick your two closest friends. Freddy: I don't have any friends. Schafer: Yea, I say that all the time too, but just pick two people. Someone: Just pick two people that you want to die. Schafer: No, no, you actually want the two that you want to live. Now I know that's a small list. Freddy: Umm, how about two cats?

#3914

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Jan. 25, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks into Software Design to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Ostrander: Can I steal the sexiest man alive?

#3913

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Jan. 25, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in to MathPhys to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Schafer: But you're robbing him of a learning experience! Ostrander: He doesn't need to learn anymore.

#3414

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May 25, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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// KevLi is taking pictures of people in SRP with a camera Freddy: Psh. You guys and your technology. KevLi: This is coming from the guy that's going to be a computer scientist. Freddy: Hey, you don't need a computer to be a computer scientist you know. Watch, I'll be the world's first computer-less computer scientist.

#3407

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May 23, 2011, 6:29 p.m.

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// Kevli has a suit on for his fake SRP presentation Freddy: Oh man. I will take a picture of you and put it on my wall - my real wall, not like facebook or whatever you use - and write "My Role Model" above it. I will pray to it 5 times a day while facing Mecca! Kevli: ...

#2420

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Oct. 27, 2010, 9:50 a.m.

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Kevin: Hum Bad Apple in Kathryn's ear. Philip: Hump that apple? Freddy: I wanna see that!!

Bad Apple's an obnoxiously catchy song. And you don't wanna see ModSim guys humping apples. Especially in people's ears. Or anyone, for that matter.

freddy, kevin, apple, hump, philip, kathryn, modsim

#2224

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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James: The point is Jaaaavvvaaaaa. Freddy: That's why it looks all wrong.