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#3689
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⚐ ReportStein: So while Richard is doing the math problem on the board ... let's play with my iPhone! //Stein starts to talk to his iPhone, it responds with Siri Stein: Are you a man or a woman? iPhone: I was not assigned a gender.
#3681
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⚐ ReportRichard: It would be really awesome if your final transcript spelled out the alphabet. Kevli: You mean A, B, C, E, D?
#3574
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⚐ Report//On talk like a pirate day Lizzy: ARRRGHH, RICHARD! Richard: I will plunder ye booty!
#3412
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⚐ ReportThomas: Christine O'Donnell isn't Asian. Richard: After I breed with her, she will be.
#3410
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⚐ ReportRichard (to Rose during class): Which semiellipse, dawg? Rose: Dawwwggg...wait till I finish the problem.
#3090
2020
⚐ Report//doing derivative problems Rose: [says something intriguing] Richard: (whispers) Whoa, balls. //he whispers this several times in class, like every 5 minutes Rose: (after the third time) Richard, you need to stop saying balls. Richard: Okay. //Rose draws a problem with two circles tangent to one line Rose: This problem-- Richard: BALLS!!!!! Rose: ...Yes Richard, they're balls.