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#9984
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⚐ Report//PD4 Journalism Stelzner: You can even write about Mr. and Ms. Cole and what it's like to be married to someone in the building. Sudhish: Why don't we just write about you then? Stelzner: But I'm not married to anyone in the building. Everyone: Wait what? ... Stelzner: Oh wait yeah nevermind.
#9955
1010
⚐ ReportStudent: What happens during a government shutdown? Stelzner: Complete anarchy and chaos! Cats and dogs live together!
#9833
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⚐ Report// Student is going to bathroom, Stelzner is writing a pass Ms. Stelzner: Anti-white pass, that's my political statement.
#8843
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⚐ Report//ap lit Stelzner: you know, this book only costs $12 if you don't return it, and it's a good book to hold onto. //in the chat: "Stelzner out here encouraging us to steal books from the school" Stelzner: I would NEVER do such a thing! At least, not while the meeting is being recorded. Which it isn't, because I've paused it. So yeah, do whatever you want.
#4474
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⚐ ReportMax: You shouldn't take antibiotics at all! Stelzner: So what should I do, just bleed it out? Use leeches? That's what they did in the 1700s. Allison: Yeah, and they lived long, prosperous lives in the 1700s!
#4358
1012
⚐ Report//Stelzner realizes that his assigned seating has unwittingly segregated the class by gender Stelzner: What the hell is this, a middle school dance? MINGLE!
#4344
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⚐ Report//Reading Hamlet Stelzner: So, see, Claudius knows that Laertes is the people's man. He's who they want to be king. Get it? Class: (uncertain) Stelzner: Come on, okay. He's the guy who goes around partying in France and killing people with his sword and staying in whorehouses. HE IS THE 99%.
#3481
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⚐ Report//About the cell phone policy Stelzner: My cell phone is better than yours, and I can't use mine [during class].