Competition PA: Attention in the pit. We have a robot request. Team 449 has lost their robot. Has anyone seen their robot?
//during exam review Stelzner: Define assertation. Student: What? Stelzner: Oops, I mean assertion. Gah, guys, I can't read! Student: Would you pass this exam, Mr. Stelzner? Stelzner: I don't know, but I'm a teacher so it doesn't matter. So, define assertation. (pause) No, I did it again! Your English teacher can't read! Student: It's like we're in DC public schools!
//hinkle, on school systems Hinkle: If it's good, it's positive. If it's bad, it's negative. So in DC...