#10425

1111

April 6, 2022, 5:43 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, april 6 "Some people here have been lightning rods for my wrath." "I don't expect you to come to me and say 'Schwartz, Schwartz, I shouldn't have gotten an 89.6 on that; you need to take off points!' No. Don't do that." "Clearly, everything your teachers tell you must be absolutely accurate!" "We don't need to prove that we don't know anything. We can just not know things. ... It's okay to not know things."

#10424

1414

April 6, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Duval: I mean, I get random pains sometimes. (to Schwartz) Do you have that yet? Schwartz: Nope! I hit my toe in a door jam the other day, and that hurts, but it has a cause.

#10422

711

April 6, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.

#10412

-111

April 4, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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pov schwartz teaching: "GOOD NEWS we get more opportunities to practice our series convergence tests" "BAD NEWS not every problem is doubled, oh well" "the basic comparison test, or the direct comparison test if you'd like to be a HEATHEN" "and that was an amusing plan, but a terrible one" "and this is fine, L = L/4, no problem, L = 0, NOTHING WRONG HERE" "be convinced here, stop me if you're not" *keeps going through proof* "nobody writes jokes in base 13" "there are no numbers other than zero, math is a joke, class is over" *continues teaching anyway* "CONCEPTUALLYYYYYY" five minutes before the bell rings: "WEGOT5MINUTESLETSLEARNTHEENTIRERESTOFTHEUNIT"

#10399

35

April 4, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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Duval: He's all the way down in the trailer park, how could we conspire against you? // Duval: Have you ever seen him use his phone?

#10393

1111

April 1, 2022, 6:43 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B email I haven't collated all the L'Hopital projects into one place yet, but [this would be a good preview][1] if you're interested! [1]: https://bit.ly/3qTtjHG

#10382

1414

March 30, 2022, 10:55 p.m.

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// Andy is doing his bio hw Schwartz: AAACGCATGCCGACCCCCTGT- // Later Schwartz: A couple of years ago, I proctored Duval's exam. Schwartz: I took a scantron and a copy of the test and I just did it, and turned it in. Schwartz: I got a 71%. *Applause from everyone around him*

#10380

1414

March 30, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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//Schwartz has students move back and forth to demonstrate the Alternating Series Test Schwartz: This is a Proof by Dance. It is the only Proof by Dance I know of in mathematics.

#10379

88

March 30, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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// Schwartz advising against using the integral test Katz: But I love doing the integral test, especially with trig subs! *Schwartz wheezes* Schwartz: Now you're just trying to give me an aneurysm!

#10370

13

March 30, 2022, 8:54 a.m.

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//Schwartz repeatedly advises against using the Integral Test, because it's obnoxious Katz: But I love the Integral Test, especially with trig subs. //Schwartz breaks down Schwartz: You're just trying to give me an aneurysm at this point.