#4295

57

Nov. 12, 2012, 7:48 a.m.

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// In ModSim, class is in lab Pham: Everybody look up! // Class all looks at ceiling Pham: No, look at me. See that box over there of food? It is empty. If you guys all bring in 10 items of food by tomorrow... Class: Ten items, by tomorrow??? Pham: You know I being sarcastic, right? You don't have to bring in 10, you can bring in 20.

#4287

44

Nov. 1, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

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Pham: Wait, how is I have more students than I is supposed to have?

#4286

66

Nov. 1, 2012, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: What can you use instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth? Avikar: Actually, I use shampoo. Saurav: Is that all you use shampoo for?

#4239

77

Oct. 8, 2012, 9:12 p.m.

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//To the one CAP girl in pchem about not understanding him Pham: Look, I have accent.

#4238

68

Oct. 8, 2012, 9:11 p.m.

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Pham: I tell [Teacher], "You need to be here! Yell at the kids, relieve the stress. At home, nobody to yell at. You get worse, you get sicker, then you die."

#4192

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Sept. 10, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: Obama 15 point ahead of... who the other guy? Class: Romney. Pham: Ronny. By the way, I a Republican. Ask Stein, he hate me.

#4191

88

Sept. 10, 2012, 6:24 p.m.

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Pham (during a powerpoint): By the way, anyone know what going on?

#4179

13

Sept. 1, 2012, 9:59 a.m.

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Pham: You know how much Mars rover cost? Thomas: 2.5 billon. Pham: That right! Billion! With a B! Not million, million mean cheap!

#4172

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Aug. 29, 2012, 5:23 p.m.

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Pham: You guy ever swallow goldfish before? Class: No... Pham: I did it in college to get into the fraternity. You just get a lot of water and swallow it. //5 minutes later Pham: I tell you that story so you don't do stupid thing in the future. Lot of stupid thing in college.

#4163

24

June 8, 2012, 10:11 a.m.

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Mitchell(to Sahaana) : Why are you here? Why aren't you at home sleeping? Pham: Because sleeping at home by herself is boring.