#4163

24

June 8, 2012, 10:11 a.m.

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Mitchell(to Sahaana) : Why are you here? Why aren't you at home sleeping? Pham: Because sleeping at home by herself is boring.

#3794

1212

Nov. 18, 2011, 12:49 p.m.

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//In POE Mitchell: These computers are horrendously slow. Eli: Watching these computers load a page is like watching grass... trying to load a page.

#3726

99

Oct. 29, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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//Mitchell insults Person 1 for missing a layup Mitchell: Eff your layups! Person 1: Eff your mom! Mitchell: That's gross... Person 1: Yeah, MRS. GROSS!

#3371

1818

May 16, 2011, 11:34 a.m.

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//Jack is looking at senior desinations board in comp sci lab and he has a confused look on his face Mitchell: Jack, what's up? Jack: Well, apparently somebody is smart enough to get into Yale, but not smart enough to figure out it's not in Rhode Island!

#3200

2729

April 7, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

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Mitchell: Rose, there's a hole in your pants. Rose: Well, lucky you.

#3105

1422

March 17, 2011, 11:20 p.m.

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Billings: Mitchell's Mr. Rose? Rose: It's his dream come true. Daniel Liu: Mitchell has sick dreams!

#2963

44

Feb. 22, 2011, 9:50 a.m.

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Mitchell: Ow. This chair defeated me. Jack: Really? You were defeated by a chair? Mitchell: Yeah. It kicked me in the knee and then my ankle tackled me.

#2549

66

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:53 p.m.

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//On first day of school, Mitchell walks into wall Jack: We have the first casualty of the year.

#2540

66

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:35 p.m.

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//Rose gets haircut Jack: But Mr. Rose! Now Mitchell has nothing to make fun of. Rose: Mitchell crossed the line from making fun of me to trying to be cool like me about 3 weeks ago.

#2465

-311

Nov. 3, 2010, 9 a.m.

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//Mitchell has dressed up as Rose. Evan: Just for the record, I totally did the whole dressing-up-as-Rose thing last year. Rose: What? I didn't hear about this. Evan (muttered): Well, it was for Halloween. //This is true.