Mitchell(to Sahaana) : Why are you here? Why aren't you at home sleeping? Pham: Because sleeping at home by herself is boring.
//In POE Mitchell: These computers are horrendously slow. Eli: Watching these computers load a page is like watching grass... trying to load a page.
//Mitchell insults Person 1 for missing a layup Mitchell: Eff your layups! Person 1: Eff your mom! Mitchell: That's gross... Person 1: Yeah, MRS. GROSS!
//Jack is looking at senior desinations board in comp sci lab and he has a confused look on his face Mitchell: Jack, what's up? Jack: Well, apparently somebody is smart enough to get into Yale, but not smart enough to figure out it's not in Rhode Island!
Mitchell: Rose, there's a hole in your pants. Rose: Well, lucky you.
Billings: Mitchell's Mr. Rose? Rose: It's his dream come true. Daniel Liu: Mitchell has sick dreams!
Mitchell: Ow. This chair defeated me. Jack: Really? You were defeated by a chair? Mitchell: Yeah. It kicked me in the knee and then my ankle tackled me.
//On first day of school, Mitchell walks into wall Jack: We have the first casualty of the year.
//Rose gets haircut Jack: But Mr. Rose! Now Mitchell has nothing to make fun of. Rose: Mitchell crossed the line from making fun of me to trying to be cool like me about 3 weeks ago.
//Mitchell has dressed up as Rose. Evan: Just for the record, I totally did the whole dressing-up-as-Rose thing last year. Rose: What? I didn't hear about this. Evan (muttered): Well, it was for Halloween. //This is true.