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Jan. 8, 2014, 6:21 p.m.

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//Saurav is sleeping in Logic Rose: Isn't that right, Saurav? //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Man, usually when I say their name they wake up. Saurav! //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav, I hate you. //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav. Your mom. Saurav: Huh?

#4692

410

Jan. 2, 2014, 4:38 p.m.

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//First day back from 12 day winter break Saurav: Still not caught up on homework.

#4535

55

May 8, 2013, 5:21 p.m.

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Alex B.: (Reading off of Renay Johnson's Twitter) Thank you for mathematically challenging our students - Saurav: (Cuts him off) I agree, we are mathematically challenged everyday

#4522

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April 28, 2013, 12:51 p.m.

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//Discussing Puzzle Palooza underneath a poster of the Periodic Table Aleksander: I heard the Prizes will be Hydrogen(H) Uranium(U) Germanium(Ge) Saurav: More like Hydrogen(H) Unununium(Uuu) Germanium(Ge)

#4286

66

Nov. 1, 2012, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: What can you use instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth? Avikar: Actually, I use shampoo. Saurav: Is that all you use shampoo for?

#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#4109

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April 26, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl Saurav: I came, I saw, I conquered. Avikar: I cummed, I seed, I... oh wait. //mirth ensues

#3661

77

Oct. 11, 2011, 5:25 p.m.

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Stein: You can tell I'm thinking when there's steam coming out of my ears Saurav: You're not thinking, then.

#3625

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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//On the bus waiting for people to get on. Saurav is standing on the bus wheel. Bus driver: You better not be standing on the seat!!! Saurav: I'm not standing on the seat. I'm standing on the bus...hump...thingie.... Bus driver: The bus hump thingie? Saurav: You know, that bump that sticks out.... Bus driver: That's called the wheel! Saurav: Oh yeah...that thing....the wheel...

#3054

35

March 9, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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John Anderson (To Saurav): You're a dirty little boy, some day you gonna grow up and be just like [Teacher].