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#4185
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⚐ Report//Discussing roller coasters Hinkle: And then there are those, where, when you get off, you're just like, "I think I'm dead..."
#4184
1414
⚐ ReportHinkle: Back in the day, Coke introduced what they called "New Coke". I hated it so much, you know that? Student: Why, because there was no cocaine in it?
#4176
1010
⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know why I don't have a student teacher? Well, first of all, most of my classes are AP, so they can't teach that. Also, the last one I had, well, I made him cry. Class: How? What did you tell him? Hinkle: The truth.
#3982
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⚐ Report//His conversation with the principal of the school he worked at Principal: Wow, to think its been 10 years since we had a student teacher. Hinkle: How did the last guy fare? Principal: Well, he didnt finish his term, you see he got stabbed.
#2975
1010
⚐ ReportHinkle: Oho! C.J.'s eighteen now! You know, you're eighteen now, so there's big people's jail! And you know what's in big people's jail? There's a guy called Bubba!
#2846
1111
⚐ Report//AP Microeconomics, Period 7 //Table with Eugene, Aarti, Shilpa, and Hannah F. is frequently breaking into off-topic conversation. Hinkle: Are those girls distracting you Eugene? Do I need to move one of them? Eugene: No, I'm alright... Hinkle: Remember, just say no! [laughter all around] Eugene: I don't get it. Hinkle: Aw, Eugene, do I have to give you this speech? No means no! Eugene: Uhh... I'm not an afternoon person.
#2845
1212
⚐ Report//AP Microeconomics in Room 317 Hinkle (loud): You guys heard of Larry Flynt? Valeria: Yeah, I think I've heard of him... Hinkle (even louder): Larry Flynt's the hustler magazine; he's the porn guy! [Turns around and notices Mr. Stein waiting outside.]
#2738
1313
⚐ ReportHinkle: Oh, I have a dentist appointment this afternoon. There's somewhere I don't want to be. //later PA System: There will be a staff meeting at 2:30. All staff please report to the auditorium.