#1968

66

June 2, 2010, 10:26 a.m.

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Swaney: Hey Nik, Luke's comin' to Blair next year.  There's gonna be a little brother-on-brother action!  I like it! Jack: Swaney, I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff. //Swaney shakes his head

#1913

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May 13, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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(Eli picks up a peice of paper and reads it) Eli: 16 pi Jack: Oo la la

#1898

1921

May 9, 2010, 12:49 p.m.

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Eli: Quick, name all the members of the Beastie Boys. Jack: I can't name them; They all have weird Australian names. Eli: Australians have American-sounding names. Jack: But not like John Smith. Eli: What, like Wallaby McGee?

#1737

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March 26, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Jack: No, Erin, shutup. No one likes you...except for the people that like you.

#1657

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March 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Jack: I have little bits of food here. I don't know what to call them. Craig: Are they crumbs? Eli: Yeah, are they crumbs? Jack: Well, you could call them crumbs, but you'd be wrong.

#1550

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:24 a.m.

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Stein: Eli, do your work. Eli: How do you know my name? Stein: I know everyone's name. Jack: What's my name? Stein: I don't know.

#1264

24

Jan. 6, 2010, 2:28 p.m.

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Leora: Jack, what are you doing? Jack: I'm flashing the thing!

#1159

88

Dec. 14, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Mikayla: My leg hurts. Reuben: Chez moi! Jack: Why? Reuben: That means 'oh my', doesn't it? Jack: No. Reuben: What does it mean? Jack: It means 'at my house'. Reuben: THAT'S BEEN MY CATCH PHRASE FOR THREE YEARS!! Jack: Well, you've been inviting a lot of people to your house. Reuben: So that's why she walked away...

#912

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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.

#875

4458

Nov. 18, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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//nathan is playing with a bouncy ball in the classroom// nawabi: do not play balls in the classroom nathan: then can i go to the r and e lab? nawabi: no you may not jack: can i go? nawabi: yes you may nathan (sarcastically): what? that's so racist nawabi: yes it is //nathan walks out of the room// nawabi: be back by 3 oclock