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#11997
1919
⚐ Report// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.
#11985
1111
⚐ ReportQuantum video: Rumsford married the widow of the man who's theory he just disproved. Schafer: Science!
#11963
1113
⚐ Report//showing the derivation of a formula in quantum Schafer: what do we do now? someone: e it up Schafer: YES! I’m glad you called it by the correct name. Andy and Jerry: *confused looks * Schafer: We don’t exponentiate both sides, we e it up! Andy: Must be a Kirk thing. Schafer: No, it’s a me thing! From back when I got to teach math here.
#11948
511
⚐ ReportSchafer: If you ever catch Stein on one of his not so grumpy days, ask about his dad's research.
#11932
99
⚐ ReportSchafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.
#11916
1919
⚐ Report// Talking about Puzzlepalooza Schafer: The frisbee is always fun. Schafer: What do we call it these days? Bussin?
#11915
79
⚐ Report// Quantum presentation Schafer: Here's a chart. Schafer: Not a chAaaAaArt, just a chart.
#11914
1010
⚐ ReportSchafer: Have you guys been quizzed on memorizing the elements of the periodic table? *Class shakes head* Schafer: You guys have lived a deprived childhood.
#11892
1212
⚐ ReportJerry Song: Uh, where is puzzlepalooza? Schafer: Seriously? Your first puzzle is to show up!
#11890
48
⚐ Report// Talking about suits Schafer: Here is your fashion tip of the day: Never button all 3 buttons. Schafer: Always leave the last button open.