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810

Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex

#11997

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June 15, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.

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Feb. 28, 2023, 6:40 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Ace: Who was Oedipus's son? Henry Merrill: His brother.

#11401

1313

Jan. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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At Quizbowl tournament Henry M: I have given you 26g of sugar each in liquid form, use it!

#11166

48

Nov. 16, 2022, 9:40 a.m.

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// During JHU Quizbowl tournament on 11/12 Hui: All of Jupiter's moons are named after his mistresses, and Juno is Jupiter's wife. Hui: So it's kinda ironic that NASA is sending the Juno probe to check up on Jupiter's mistresses.

#10836

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Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

#10495

99

April 26, 2022, 4:43 p.m.

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// Quizbowl brownies Stephen: These are very fudgy. Stephen: And full of pot.

#10171

1414

March 6, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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// Quizbowl competition, question is about a play in 1608 Jacen: 1608, did people even write back then?

#10169

1616

March 5, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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Leela: Stay hydrated by squeezing water out of the French fries in the cafeteria.

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1010

March 5, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Jacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.