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#12423
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⚐ ReportStein: Sharing a room with Mr. Rose is such a pain in the butt. Stein: Back when I shared a room with Mr. Kirk things didn't get messed up. Jerry Song: Have you ever tried talking to Rose about this? Stein: You think I haven't? He does what he does. Jerry: Skill issue.
#12408
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⚐ ReportStein: ball ball Stein: bally ball ball Stein: sports ball Stein: dribble dribble Stein: pass Stein: home run! Jerry Song: what sport is that Stein: that's sports ball!
#12380
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⚐ ReportStein: What are you talking about? Jing-Ray: I was about to start talking about math, but you interrupted us before we could start our conversation. Stein, laughing: Oh, okay. // Stein continues teaching, meanwhile, Jing-Ray turns to Hannah and begins his math conversation.
#12277
1111
⚐ ReportStein: We gotta go find the stoner stat major that was hired by the Iowa public school system and told to find the mean of the medians.
#12266
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⚐ ReportRose: I gave you 35 minutes of Happy Time, last class, to just do the Fitch-style proof packet. Stein: You have an unusual definition of "Happy Time".
#12256
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⚐ ReportStein: You know, if you just go to a pub, you'll probably find 1000 missing teachers, drinking beer and having a great time.
#12234
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⚐ ReportLeo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.
#12218
77
⚐ ReportStein: You know how when you make smores, the graham cracker always breaks? Stein: What if when you make the smore, instead of using the graham cracker, you use the chocolate so the sandwich doesn't break?
#12209
77
⚐ ReportStein: Montgomery county has 3 billion. Jerry Song: People? Jerry: Ohhhhhhhhh, you meant dollars!
#12208
1010
⚐ ReportStein: Come on ask me questions! Stein: If I can't help you guys the county won't pay me! Stein: I get paid by the question. Diego: If you get paid by the question, what did you eat for breakfast?