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#3169

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March 29, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jason finds a review packet for the 1998 AP Physics exam Jason: Line integrals on an AP! They had to be smarter back then. Thomas: How did we get so stupid in 12 years? Wait... Jason: 13.

#3168

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March 29, 2011, 4:07 p.m.

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Richard: We should make a calculus rap! Thomas: It should be by TI.

#3151

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March 25, 2011, 8:22 p.m.

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//Patrice is passing around his petition to be class president Evan: Should I sign it Hugo Dick? Thomas: Nah, sign it Dix E. Normus

#3140

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March 24, 2011, 4:19 p.m.

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Bob: Our trebuchet added the most fuel to the fire 'cause it had a book of fun. Thomas: The book of fun is extremely ironically named. Jason: It's ironic 'cause it has a staple!

#3094

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March 16, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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Devin: So much win. Bob: So much Winrar. Thomas: It's gonna take forever to decompress.

#3087

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March 15, 2011, 9:20 p.m.

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Bob: I'm f***ed. Thomas: On a scale of one to f***ed, how f***ed are you? Bob: e^f***ed

#3053

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March 9, 2011, 4:30 p.m.

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//Jason drops a mobius strip into the trash. JHyun: Made it! Thomas: Now try it from over there! Jhyun: Is that even possible? Thomas: Here, I'll show you something. Point mass simplification. //crumples up paper

#3008

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Feb. 28, 2011, 4:15 p.m.

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JHyun: We can ignore it. It's nothing Thomas: And by nothing, you mean 600 pounds. JHyun:...Shut up.

#3000

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Feb. 25, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Pulkit: So do the cancer cells just reproduce or do they mutate the cells around them? Balla: They just reproduce. Myles: It would be kind of interesting if they could mutate the cells around them. Thomas: All the cool kids are turning into cancer cells.

#2874

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:40 p.m.

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Balla: It's Reba the amoeba's birthday today. Her mother made her a birthday cake. Thomas: Wait, isn't she her own mother?