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⚐ ReportJason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!
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⚐ ReportEvan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.
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⚐ ReportPulkit: I want more women to get breast cancer. Jason H: But I'm not comfortable with asymmetry!
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⚐ Report//During Sci-Bowl Prax, after a quantum question Hyun: Oh, I thought you said cow-on or something. Viju: Tau-on, not cow-on. Rebecca: That's where muons come from.
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⚐ ReportBob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.
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⚐ ReportJason: Why do we have to take this practice AP Lang test?!? It's just more reading comprehension! //flips table
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⚐ ReportJason: You'd have to be under a rock not to know that. Milo: A rock and a Faraday cage
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⚐ Report// During Phys Chem Pham: Who here thinking of math PHD? Jason [Hyun]! You thinking of math PHD? Jason: No, I want money
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⚐ ReportGordon: Oh my god, I think I just went A A D in Spanish Hyun: Did you try so hard, and got so far? Bob: But in the end, it didn't really matter?
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⚐ Report//during Analysis of Algorithms, working on project Evan: Damn, I wish my life had a getDate function. JHyun: I wish you had a getKeySet function.