#5216

44

Oct. 12, 2014, 6:52 p.m.

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Mogge: You guys are so smart, I want to take you home with me... //after a five second pause Mogge: Not really, that would be weird. //A couple minutes later Mogge: Actually, what I need is to take you to my 8th period, not home with me.

#5202

11

Sept. 30, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

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//Gaby says something Whitacre: What? I can't even hear you. Gaby: Nothing. Whitacre: Nothing? Are you saying that when you open your mouth, nothing useful comes out, so I just shouldn't listen to you? Gaby: ...Yeah. (with conviction)

#5185

66

Sept. 16, 2014, 7:37 p.m.

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Whitacre: When dogs lick you, they really want the Whopper you ate three hours ago. Don't disappoint them.

#4606

46

Oct. 4, 2013, 8:13 p.m.

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Mike: I don't understand why people credit Diocletian with ending the Crisis of the Third Century. He divided the empire in two, which, if you do the math, actually made it _less_ unified.

#4478

06

March 13, 2013, 2:33 p.m.

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//Talking about having a picnic outside during 9th period Adrianne: Noooo, I wanna go back to World. //She has Ravilious

#4369

1214

Dec. 25, 2012, 6:09 p.m.

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Hannah He: So this girl in my World class was surprised I was a magnet because apparently all magnets get good grades, but I explained it to her. I told her, "Yeah, I'm a female magnet. Too bad I'm not lesbian."

#4304

77

Nov. 14, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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//AP World, class is watching a video about the rise of Islam //Video shows a row of fountains John: Wait, how did they power those fountains? Sankar: Lines of little men, under the ground.

#4174

1010

Aug. 29, 2012, 11:52 p.m.

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Ravilious: Can anyone tell me where that picture in the back is from? //Ravilious points at a printed picture at the back of the room Viju: The dollar store.

#4098

66

April 22, 2012, 5:08 p.m.

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//During lunch, kids in Chemathon doing stuff... Darko: Someone please tell me something about East Asia. I'm almost done with this world thing. Mufasa: I did Europe for that.... Jinhie: Where's East Asia?

#4073

-17

March 31, 2012, 1:43 a.m.

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//Manesha's totally out in World //We're watching a boring lecture about the industrial revolution //Suddenly loud music starts playing and she slowly starts to wake up Manesha: OMG ITS ANASTASIA!!!