//Harvard MIT Math Tournament 2013, Awards Ceremony MIT Guy: And thank your coaches for bringing you here! Hannah He: Who's our coach again?
Hannah He: So this girl in my World class was surprised I was a magnet because apparently all magnets get good grades, but I explained it to her. I told her, "Yeah, I'm a female magnet. Too bad I'm not lesbian."
//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?
//At ARML 2012 Hannah He: So I always thought hexagons were called sixagons when I was younger. And nobody ever corrected me! I think they always thought I was joking or something. Never learned this stuff... //For the rest of the competition B team members: Hannah, look, it's a sixagon!
Eli: If Hannah He says you're weird, you're weird.
//At Wallops, during the forest walk, Hannah He, Lenny, and Eli are drawing on broken shells and putting them back Hannah He: Oh my god, somebody already drew on this shell! It says...oh wait, that was me.
//Telling a joke in 1st period Bio to Hannah He Radina: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Hannah He: What? Radina: OK, just go with it. Let me give you a hint. You take the "a" out of safe and the "f" out of way. Hannah He: What? ...Seway...that doesn't mean anything, right? Wait...what? Adrianne: ...I've never seen this joke end up so badly...
//Hannah He talking about her soccer practice Hannah: So all my soccer friends were like, hey practice on thursday, who's coming? and I had to say, I can't, I'm going to ARML and then I had to explain that ARML is like math team except yeah...and then I had to explain I was Asian...so I do this kind of stuff...
//Talking about recursion about one of the 'learning' programs Hannah He: So, why can't we put 2 variables in recursion? Mr. Fauntroy: Because I said so. Hannah He: You didn't say so on the worksheet, wait... pretend I didn't say anything! Patrick Shan: CONTROL Z!