#13256

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April 4, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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// Sub is calling people by their last name Sub: He? Tyler: here Sub: Is "She" here then?

#12842

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Jan. 16, 2024, 9 p.m.

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Tyler He: Can i go to the bathroom? Rose: can you be back in under 2 minutes Tyler: *looks at clock* no Rose: yeah because you don't go to the bathroom you play with your friends down the street. I think you’ve lost your bathroom privileges. You can go to the bathroom at some other time.

#4442

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Feb. 17, 2013, 6:49 p.m.

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//Harvard MIT Math Tournament 2013, Awards Ceremony MIT Guy: And thank your coaches for bringing you here! Hannah He: Who's our coach again?

#4369

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Dec. 25, 2012, 6:09 p.m.

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Hannah He: So this girl in my World class was surprised I was a magnet because apparently all magnets get good grades, but I explained it to her. I told her, "Yeah, I'm a female magnet. Too bad I'm not lesbian."

#4165

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June 24, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?

#4158

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June 3, 2012, 9:57 a.m.

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//At ARML 2012 Hannah He: So I always thought hexagons were called sixagons when I was younger. And nobody ever corrected me! I think they always thought I was joking or something. Never learned this stuff... //For the rest of the competition B team members: Hannah, look, it's a sixagon!

#4100

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April 23, 2012, 5:02 p.m.

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Eli: If Hannah He says you're weird, you're weird.

#4097

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April 22, 2012, 11:42 a.m.

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//At Wallops, during the forest walk, Hannah He, Lenny, and Eli are drawing on broken shells and putting them back Hannah He: Oh my god, somebody already drew on this shell! It says...oh wait, that was me.

#4065

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March 24, 2012, 11:27 a.m.

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//Telling a joke in 1st period Bio to Hannah He Radina: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Hannah He: What? Radina: OK, just go with it. Let me give you a hint. You take the "a" out of safe and the "f" out of way. Hannah He: What? ...Seway...that doesn't mean anything, right? Wait...what? Adrianne: ...I've never seen this joke end up so badly...

#4029

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March 13, 2012, 8:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He talking about her soccer practice Hannah: So all my soccer friends were like, hey practice on thursday, who's coming? and I had to say, I can't, I'm going to ARML and then I had to explain that ARML is like math team except yeah...and then I had to explain I was Asian...so I do this kind of stuff...