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Sept. 23, 2012, 3:47 p.m.

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//Watching InfoFlow during Stat; Stein is writing on the whiteboard with his back to the class InfoFlow: DID YOU KNOW? Did you know that Princess Diana had a belly button ring with a 48-karat diamond in it? Stein: Really? I have one of those too!

#4190

1313

Sept. 10, 2012, 4:36 p.m.

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//In Statistics Stein: You know, I used to have an iguana. //Looks at Michael Stein: But then HE killed it. //Michael nods

#4183

1616

Sept. 4, 2012, 6:15 p.m.

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//In stat, talking about medians, means, and outliers Student: So Mr. Stein, you gave us real-life examples of people that are like means and medians. Are there any outliers in life? Stein: Well, yes, there are, but I don't need to delve into my personal life to that extent. But yes, there are people in life that try to pull you away from where you should be. //Class ponders silently and thoughtfully Stein: I'm talking about doughnuts, mostly.

#4173

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Aug. 29, 2012, 7:20 p.m.

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// Stein is explaining Calc Chat to the Mag Analysis 1A class, and decides to try the live calculus chat for the first time. The chat went as follows: Calc Assistant Marie: Welcome to Calc Chat Live Help, Please provide the following: Textbook name, Edition, Chapter, Section, and Exercise you are working on. Please be patient, you will be served in the order that you requested service. Stein: Calculus 4th edition Calc Assistant Marie: What chapter, section, and exercise number? Stein: Chap 5 section 1 problem 78 Calc Assistant Marie: Sorry, we're only allowed to help with odd numbered exercises. Is there a similar odd problem I can help you with? Stein: But my teacher assigns the even problems. Can I pay you for those answers? Calc Assistant Marie: That's why we're not allowed to help with even numbered problems, we don't want to help students cheat on graded assignments. Stein: It's not cheating if I pay you. Calc Assistant Marie: Still cheating. Have a good rest of your day. // Calc Assistant Marie then promptly disconnected...

#4151

1010

May 22, 2012, 6:35 p.m.

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//Hyperbolic Trig-(ch) Stein: So you need to call me Mr. Stein-ch.  Sachin is Sachin-ch. Avikar: What if your name is Daboom? Stein: Then you'd be Daboom-ch.

#4134

1111

May 15, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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//Milo says yes to Stein's follow Stein: Go over there. //Stein's phone rings Stein: Look, that's the police. //Stein picks up the phone Stein: Yes I know he didn't follow one of my 2 rules. Stein: ... oh, it's a wrong number.

#4046

55

March 16, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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Teacher: When Stein and I were still married...

#4033

810

March 13, 2012, 9:08 p.m.

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Stein: The idea is to have fun, but the other idea is to win.

#3947

77

Feb. 9, 2012, 7:17 p.m.

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//Pham talking about Blair's loss to State College at Ocean Science Bowl. Stein walks in. Stein: How did you lose to State College? Pham: What? They're smart. Stein: No. They're from Pennsylvania. Pham: Which means they're smart. Stein: No. No. No....Up there, they do fracking to get natural gas. This puts stuff in their water that makes them, like, crazy....

#3935

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Feb. 7, 2012, 8:06 a.m.

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Stein: If she said, "Mr. Stein, would you rip your arm off and send it to the main office?" I'd say, "Sure."